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  • MysticLord39 posted 1514 days ago
  • HEEYYY Ya There phlash Long Time No Hear So Anyhoo How Ya Doin I Enjoyed Your Latest Sex In The Bedroom Joke I'll Be Around For A Bit Tellin Some Jokes Tickling Some Funnybones Huh! Nice Typing To You Again! Catch Ya Later! !
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  • 1anero posted 1695 days ago
  • At the very least it has been a very entertaining conversation with him that started as an argument and ended with me realizing he's a legitimate nut and just making fun of him
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  • 1anero posted 1696 days ago
  • PHLASH!!! Get over to the forum as soon as you see this. I'm having it out with Ralong! You need to get in on this!
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  • Tilt posted 1703 days ago
  • Check your gmail account
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  • Tilt posted 1703 days ago
  • I dropped 900. Wow thanks for the tip. I think it must have to do with me changing around some of my favorite jokes by others. I removed several older ones and added a few that I felt more up to date with. Tryihg to clean out clutter. Mayne I could make points if I add some more. LOL Mayne I'm too honest, maybe I tell jokes. maybe???
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  • Tilt posted 1703 days ago
  • The Olympic was a tear off from another original I had. One day I posted an original and two days later I got it in an email from another source, and of course not mine. It only stands to reason that many people have the same idea, although not word for word. I checked out that other site u mentioned. Just not as friendly as this one is.
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  • Tilt posted 1728 days ago
  • The last 2 are not originals
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  • Tilt posted 1734 days ago
  • I Know phlash, your needling me
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  • Tilt posted 1745 days ago
  • Hey thanks for your comments. They are always appreciated. Good Luck on your SOH campaign. Don't let it interfer with you telling Great jokes. No matter how large on the ricter scale, some things don'r fall LOL
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  • Tilt posted 1750 days ago
  • small feet??? well everything you do is in a phlash anyway
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  • Tilt posted 1757 days ago
  • Oh and once again mozart..I figured you would be the one to understand it.
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  • Tilt posted 1757 days ago
  • MOZART COMMENTS..yES TO ALL HA HA . i WAS LOOKING ALL OVER FOR SOMETHING YOU COULD RELATE TO. LOL
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  • Tilt posted 1759 days ago
  • Hey phlash, thanks for the comments. Johnny Mac told the same joke July 4th. I had no idea back then. I am out of the world around the 4th. when i heard it I saved it for after the holidays on purpose.
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  • 1anero posted 1760 days ago
  • Hey phlash, not sure what you meant on my page. Dont think i won anything, what did you mean buddy?
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  • Tilt posted 1765 days ago
  • you said: may the best day of 2009 be the worse day of 2010 for you and your loved ones; and I say also to you. and I mean it pal
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  • Johnny Mac posted 1777 days ago
  • I TAKE IT YOU DON'T LIKE CORN! PHLASH MAY YOU AND YOUR FAMILY HAVE A SAFE,HEALTHY AND HAPPY HOLIDAY !!
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  • Tilt posted 1782 days ago
  • Thanks plash for your king words.It is always Great to read comments written by one of the GREAT joke tellers on this site.
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  • TONNZDABONE posted 1784 days ago
  • A friend of mine whos uncle was in the racing bus said years ago some workers actually did fry up the "oysters"!!
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  • TONNZDABONE posted 1784 days ago
  • Good stuff phlash keep them coming
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  • prman214 posted 1821 days ago
  • Those of us who have toiled in Corporate America, working for morons, can certainly appreciate the cannibal joke!
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  • VoiceofElk posted 1834 days ago
  • I Should have guessed you were an educator!! Keep up the great work my Friend..You have a great sense of Humor!! VoE
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  • Tilt posted 1845 days ago
  • BREAKING NEWS: This just in!!! Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after watching a college football game!!!

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  • Tilt posted 1846 days ago
  • Hey maybe if I mis-spelled peace to PIECE more people would of gotten the intent of the breaking news joke. What do you think? Ha
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  • Tilt posted 1847 days ago
  • you said ...another one of your jokes I had to listen to twice before I got it. That might be because most the other jokes you have heard 100 times and most of mine are an hour old LOL Love your stuff Phlash
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  • AlanRay posted 1850 days ago
  • Great job phlash! I've become a fan!!
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  • ReedBurns posted 1855 days ago
  • Thanks Phlash! Everytime I win, Poncho (that's my dog in the picture) gets a new toy and my wife and I buy a bottle of wine.
    This site has been good to me. Take care . . .
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1871 days ago
  • Thank You Back For Your Comments And Feedback! As You Know I Highly Appreciate It As Well! Yep I'm Back. When You Said You Were Taking A Break, It Got Me Thinking Boy I'm Sure on CW A Lot! And I Said My Wife Deserves My Time More Than CW. Catch Ya Later !
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  • Tilt posted 1877 days ago
  • Ah fruit of the loom Yes a better pun I must say.
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1878 days ago
  • Yep My Friend Takin A Break Too I Wanted To Wish You Good Luck In The CWOTM Lawyer Contest I Noticed You And I Are In The Finalists Have A Great One! Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1895 days ago
  • Thanks Back At You phlash For Your Always An Encouragement Pal! Dont Be A Stranger Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1897 days ago
  • I Double Thank You Back For All Your Encouraging And Positive Feedback phlash You Enjoy The Weekend Too Pal Take It Easy Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1897 days ago
  • Sounds Good To Me phlash I'm Looking Forward To Your Posts Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1897 days ago
  • Heyylloo phlash I Hope You Wont Be Away To Long You Wiil Be Missed Before You Take Your Break Please Let Me Know Prhaps We Could Exchange Emails If You Want I Mean If Its Ok With You As For My Latest I Just Posted Them Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1898 days ago
  • Awe phlash Your Awsome Pal Thanks So Much For Putting My CWOTW Joke On Your Favs I Very Much Appreciate That Say My Friend Are There Any Natures Moments On The Horizen I Can't Wait Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1900 days ago
  • phlash My Comic Pal I Sincerely Thank You For All Your Kind Encouraging Words Your Awsome bus boy I Mean phlash LOL Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1902 days ago
  • Thanks phlash For Your Latest Feedback On My Jokes It Is Greatly Appreciated Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1902 days ago
  • Thank You bus boy I Mean phlash Your Too Funny Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1902 days ago
  • Lets Pray Im That Lucky At The MacDonalds Thanks phlash Your Alright Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1903 days ago
  • Yep Im Still The Same Catch Ya Later Clown You Know And Love Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1904 days ago
  • Thanks phlash For All Your Positive And Encouraging Words Your An Alright Comic And Friend Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1905 days ago
  • I Noticed Something I Actually Made CWOTW Can You Belive It Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1906 days ago
  • Hey phlash Pal I Enjoyed Your Latest Say Did They Remove The CW Forum And Put All These Ads Up Please Let Me Know Friend Catch Ya Later !
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  • kortbawi posted 1907 days ago
  • PHLASH I AM AN ACCOUNTANT NOT A SPELLER, BUT THANKS FOR CALLING IT TO MY ATTENTION. I WILL REMEMBER THAT IN THE FUTURE. THANKS ALSO FOR THE KIND REMARKS ON MY JOKES.
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1910 days ago
  • Thanks phlash For Your Feedback As Well As Your Ranking Updates Thanks Again From The Bottom Of My Heart Catch Ya Later !
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  • VoiceofElk posted 1911 days ago
  • Hey Don't sell yourself short..You are working your Donkey off..You and ML39 have sure brought some new talent to the table..I know I've been a little absent lately..This is my busy time of the year.. getting ready for sports broadcasting and all but I'll still be around..Keep up the good work and as far as your comment on the #1 CW, Thanks man I am honored you think so! VoE
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1912 days ago
  • Congrats On Your Advance In The Rankings My Friend Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1913 days ago
  • phlash You Have No Idea How Much Practice That Italain Joke Required My Biggest Problem Was I Couldn't Even Perform It Without Busting Out With Laughing Thanks Again For Your Feedback And Support Catch Ya Later !
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  • VoiceofElk posted 1913 days ago
  • Hey Man way to jump a head of me...You've made quite a phlashing leap dude..Really keep em coming..congrats..VOE
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1913 days ago
  • Hello phlash Just Wanted To Say Wasup Catch Ya Later !
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  • kortbawi posted 1913 days ago
  • I HAVE REAd many of hLM's articles. He is quite a philosopher. He causes you to think a lot.
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1913 days ago
  • Hey phlash Just Wanted To Say Hello And Also Let You Know I Enjoyed Your Latest Natures Update Moment And As Usual Tons Of Thanks For Your Kind Encouragements Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1918 days ago
  • Thanks phlash For The Encouragement I Will Be Posting Some Zingers To My Joke Collection Later Today Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1919 days ago
  • Enjoyed Your Latest Also Thanks For The Congrats For My Position Inside The Top 19 Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1924 days ago
  • Thank You Seriously Thanks For All The Encouragement And Kind Comments That You Have Shared With Me They All Are Greatly And Highly Appreciated Oh I Just Looked At The Rankings And I've Just Slipped Into 23rd Position Thanks Again phlash Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1924 days ago
  • Ok Now Were Up To I Triple Thank You For Your Comments And All Of Your Feedback On My Jokes They Are Much Appreciated Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1925 days ago
  • Ok I Double Thank You Back This Site Is Alot Of Fun Only Because Of Good People Like You Voe ralong J Mac kort Tilt And The Other Comic Talent Shareing Their Art Of Telling Jokes Catch Ya Later phlash !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1925 days ago
  • That Just Means Great Minds Think Alike Thanks For Your Comments On The Jokes Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1925 days ago
  • Thanks phlash Your Encouragement Means Alot Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1926 days ago
  • Thanks phlash Your Good People And Your Jokes Are Great Cant Wait For Your Next Nature Update Catch Ya Later !
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  • xxxgamermonkey posted 1926 days ago
  • thank you,that helped alot.iwill email them
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  • xxxgamermonkey posted 1926 days ago
  • thanks for the comment,say,you don't know how to get the prize for cwotw .is there a number,please help,thanks
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1930 days ago
  • Heyllo phlash Check Out The New Post On The Forum By ralong I Have Added A Comment To His Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1931 days ago
  • Ok phlash I Finally Was Able To Post My Ideas On The Forum Check It Out Thanks Again And You Enjoy Your Weekend Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1931 days ago
  • I Tried To Add A Comment With Some Ideas On The Forum But When I Hit The Add Your Comments Button It Froze Again Also Thanks For Enjoying My Comments Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1931 days ago
  • phlash I Tried To Do A Nice Thing By Listening To Some Of Your Older Jokes And Voted Of Course As Usual And Commented Very Favorably And I Noticed Your SOH Took A Dive Im Very Sorry If My Actions Were The Cause Of Your SOH To Drop Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1932 days ago
  • For Some Reason I Cant Connect To The Forum At This Time Please Let Me Know If You Are Having Similar Problems and You Did'nt Misinterput What I Wrote You And I Are On The Same Page Thanks Oh By The Way Your Latest Nature Call Was Awsome Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1932 days ago
  • I Added A Comment To Yours And You Know Your The One Who Always Returns My Comments Thanks Catch Ya Later !
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  • Tilt posted 1934 days ago
  • Well the memorial service was awesome. I had tickets that I received from Jessie Jackson. Jessie is not a relative just a brother. I did a Eulogy saying what did Michael and acne have in common? They come on your face before your 16. The crowd roared
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1934 days ago
  • Thanks On The Rankings Update Your Alright phlash Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1935 days ago
  • Thanks For Your Input I Really Appreciate The Tips! I Have Heard Your Latest And Of Course You Know I Gave You All Five Nice Hearing From You Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1935 days ago
  • Heeelllooo Friend You Ok phlash Have'nt Heard From Ya Lately Im Just Makin Sure Your Ok And I Wanted To Say Hello Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1941 days ago
  • I Think you Will Be Pleased With My Latest Catch Ya Later !
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  • ReedBurns posted 1942 days ago
  • Thanks Phlash. I really do appreciate all your positive feedback.
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1943 days ago
  • Phlash I Got Robbed On Second Place Golf Joke I Told The Same Joke I Think Better But I Guess My Opinion Doesnt Count Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1943 days ago
  • Just Wanted To Say Hello My Friend And My Wife And I Are Your Fans And As Always We'll Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1945 days ago
  • Phlash You Do Good Work You Even Got My Wife ROTFLMAO OR HER CHEEK OFF I Should Say Catch Ya Later !
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  • ReedBurns posted 1947 days ago
  • Hey, thanks Phlash. Always use an extra $50, and I'm stoked to see the DVD. Your positive energy is a great thing. Keep rockin.
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1952 days ago
  • Thanks phlash For Helping Keep An Eye On The Rankings Catch Ya Later !
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  • Tilt posted 1953 days ago
  • Just came back from the Ford Garage. The CD player in the Escape quit playing late yesterday. Ironically it had a Michael Jackson CD in it. The Dealer said it was something that self-destructs in 50 years.
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1954 days ago
  • Thanks On The Rankings Update I Looked Awhile Ago I Was At 45th Position Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1954 days ago
  • Thanks For The Kind Words On My Performance !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1955 days ago
  • I Will Use It Accotding to the terms set forth
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1955 days ago
  • Thanks For The Word On The Rankings It's Up To 48 Now Im Pretty Sure Voe Is Gonna Win The Golf Contest That Hillbilly Bajo Joke Is Pretty Darn Hard To Out Do Where The Heck Do You Get Sound Effects That Work Over The Phone Anyhoo Thanks Again Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1956 days ago
  • Hey There My Friend phlash I Just Wanted To Say Thanks For All You Have Done For Me Since The First Day When You Welcomed Me To Comic Wonder As Well For Being My First Fan and Always Saying Nice Things Thanks Again !
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  • Tilt posted 1957 days ago
  • I really liked the other picture. Johnny Mac found the tilt pinball poster and sent it to me. The word tilt was the best I could show online .
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1957 days ago
  • I Had To Do The Same Thing Shorten My Comments Otherwise They Just Wont Post !
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  • Tilt posted 1958 days ago
  • Looks like I had to make my comments shorter to leave the messages below to you. I will be at www.mysticwaterresort.com. Check it out. The pictures are my kids and grandkids
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  • Tilt posted 1958 days ago
  • Tell your wife to come out of the background and join in and tell a few. We certainly need more participants of your quality.
    The wife and I will be leaving for a very remote area of the country on Friday so I will not have any web access. So I will be invisible for a couple weeks.
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  • Tilt posted 1958 days ago
  • I remember when you started and you commented on how many SOH points I have. Well look at you 56 jokes and 35,000 SOH points. Well done with material and participation.
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  • Tilt posted 1958 days ago
  • This site will not let me make a comment to you
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1959 days ago
  • Forget About My Arsenol Did You Get A Load Out Of Kortbawi whoa !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1959 days ago
  • Thanks for getting back to me on the J Mac Thing In my Book Your What We Call GOOD PEOPLE After You were the very First Person to Welcome me here to Comic Wonder Yep thats Right my Very First Comment I Received was from You Anyhow Thanks Again For Everything ! Gotta Jokes to Tell Comments To Make Stars To Give You Know How It Is !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1960 days ago
  • Thanks phlash at least you talk to me Johnny Mac wont even give me a peep.
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1962 days ago
  • So Whatdya Think Of My New Outfit You Inspired me to try Some New Clothes on Lol.
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1963 days ago
  • Yes I Would Like To Order The Fetal Position Added To My Favorites With a Side Order Of Five Stars Of Course ! !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1963 days ago
  • Yes phlash About Your Turtle Pic I Give it 5 Stars LOL !!
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  • VoiceofElk posted 1964 days ago
  • Love the Turtle Pic...VoE
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  • Tilt posted 1969 days ago
  • Love your comment "very nice!...be careful however you could catch snifflelis
    "

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  • VoiceofElk posted 1969 days ago
  • Hey Phlash..Thanks for joining my Club. I really appreciate it! Voice Of Elk
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  • funnybone posted 1970 days ago
  • ha ha ha yessss
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  • funnybone posted 1971 days ago
  • you really need to get a pic on here
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  • funnybone posted 1971 days ago
  • hmm yeah there is something in the works ...lol congrats on being cwotw yet again
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  • Tilt posted 1971 days ago
  • Just read where you won a weekly. GREAT JOB. Keep them coming and I will add the puns.
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1971 days ago
  • Congrats On Your Win With Golf Injuries !!! So So True Once Again Major Congrats To You On Your Triumphant Victory !!
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1972 days ago
  • Now You Did It Your phlashisim Has Made Me A Fan ! Maybe You Would Please Join My FanClub Anyhoo Thanks For The Laughs Catch Ya Later !
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  • funnybone posted 1983 days ago
  • ha ha lol yes there is a striking resemblance ty
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  • funnybone posted 1998 days ago
  • well there's only 100 lol
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  • funnybone posted 2026 days ago
  • ha ha ha i think i still can and congrats on being the cwotw
 

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It seems that like many of the joke-tellers I've enjoyed listening to at COMICWONDER.com, I'm not ashamed of stealing or reworking a joke. For many years I actually created many hundreds of jokes that I used in a high school classroom (as the teacher). After retiring I hoped to publish those stupid jokes... after you hear some of them you'll understand why they haven't been in print.

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