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PRIEST IN TEXAS (1:22) by kortbawi

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Posted 11/15/09

PRIEST iN TEXAS (1:20) by kortbawi

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Posted 11/15/09

PRIEST AND PASTOR (0:46) by kortbawi

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Posted 11/15/09

ENERGY (0:34) by kortbawi

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Posted 11/15/09

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ECONOMIC STIMULUS PLAN EXPLAINED (1:53) by kortbawi

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Posted 01/30/09

A Natural Blonde that’s Very Intelligent???? (0:10) by VoiceofElk

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Posted 01/11/09

DUMB BLONDE (0:11) by kortbawi

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Posted 01/14/09

blonde at dollar store (0:10) by kortbawi

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Posted 01/14/09

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phlash posted 3 days ago
LOVE YOUR FUNNY COMMENTS, thanks

kortbawi posted 7 days ago
vOICEOFELK-THANKS FOR YOUR KIND COMMENTS. I ALREADY COMMENTED ON YOUR FINE POEM. I GOT A FREE STEAK DINNER AT APPLEBEES

VoiceofElk posted 10 days ago
Happy Veterans Day! And Thank You for Serving our Country!! My family and I enjoy our freedom! I'm Posting a Poem on the comic wonder Forum I wrote for Veterans Day Last year! Voiceofelk

phlash posted 14 days ago
thanks for the new comment and your new postings

phlash posted 15 days ago
enjoyed your new ones...look forward to more

phlash posted 20 days ago
thanks for your feedback...but I didn't save much dough since it went to remodeling the kitchen...I'll look forward to any of your jokes

kortbawi posted 23 days ago
IIF I COME ACROSS ANY I WILL TELL THEM. THANKS FOR YOUR COMMENTS ALSO

phlash posted 24 days ago
really appreciate your kind comments...are you going to add a few more doctor's jokes to the contest?

Tilt posted 39 days ago
Thanks for all your kind words. I am very happy I can make people laugh. I'm unhappy that I had to pay for 2 hotel rooms. LOL

phlash posted 39 days ago
thanks Kort (the King of Clever): coming from you is quite a compliment

phlash posted 41 days ago
many thanks for your feedback

phlash posted 46 days ago
GREAT COMMENT: "can't put my foot on it right now..." thanks...

phlash posted 53 days ago
you're generous as usual...hope your NJ trip was enjoyable

ralong posted 55 days ago
Glad your back. Thanks for the kind words kort. I do appreciate it.

phlash posted 66 days ago
well you posted quite a few cute ones...Godspeed on your trip

phlash posted 67 days ago
enjoy NJ, thanks for your feedback...maybe you'll post one more before you head back East

kortbawi posted 67 days ago
TAKING OFF FOR NEW JERSEY WEDNESDAY. WILL BE BACK IN A WEEK. KEEP THE JOKES FLYING. KORTBAWI

MysticLord39 posted 92 days ago
Thanks kort So Much For All Your Comments I Highly Appreciate Them I Enjoyed All Your Latest Great To Hear You Again Catch Ya Later !

phlash posted 99 days ago
loved your Doctor comment, thanks

phlash posted 100 days ago
thanks for your comment on my poetry attempt...between you and MysticLord39, I never seemed to stop scratching possible jokes off my list

phlash posted 101 days ago
math guy here,too... and not much of a speller either...look forward to your performances

phlash posted 104 days ago
Congratulations for posting 1000+ jokes on CW...can't wait to hear your next thousand

MysticLord39 posted 106 days ago
Hey kort I Just Want To Say Thanks Much For Your Comments And Feedback On My Jokes They Are All Much Appreciated Catch Ya Later !

phlash posted 107 days ago
I enjoy your postings.If you like, feel free to use the following; it's attributed to Roy Rogers: There are 3 kinds of men: those that learn by reading, the few who learn by doing, and the rest who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

phlash posted 107 days ago
HLM indeed was quite a guy, the school by the way was Baltimore Polytechnic Institute, a public HS which still has a pretty good reputation in spite of allowing me to graduate

phlash posted 109 days ago
thanks...I agree: it's amazing you thought it was worth 5

phlash posted 114 days ago
well, I'm not sure my "lawyers: responsible professionals" is deserving your high score, but I always appreciate your feedback, thanks

phlash posted 115 days ago
thanks for your kind comments, enjoyed your new ones, too

phlash posted 117 days ago
Can't say I enjoyed your 1947 joke... most of the folks mentioned weren't born in 1948 and that unfortunately ruined it for me...but I enjoyed your AMA joke

MysticLord39 posted 117 days ago
Thanks kort For Answering My Question About Your Magic Performances And Thanks For Your Comments On My Jokes !

kortbawi posted 118 days ago
NO VIDEOS ON THE WEB OF ME DOING MAGIC. I PERFORM LOCALLY DOING CLOSEUP MAGIC.

MysticLord39 posted 118 days ago
Hey kort I Was Just Wondering Are There Any Videos On The Web With You Performing Magic Tricks Please Let Me Know kort You Are Very Talented At Telling Jokes You Must Also Be An Awsome Magician Thanks Catch Ya Later !

MysticLord39 posted 119 days ago
Thank You Very Much kort For Commenting On My Jokes I'm Highly Appreciative Catch Ya Later !

phlash posted 120 days ago
thanks very much for your comments on the "pearly gates"...I'll be looking for some new KORT' stuff

butch posted 122 days ago
great photo MR, KORT,IT IS EASY-ER TO TYPE TO A FRIENDLY FACE THAN, THAT BLACKED OUT PHOTO YOU HAD. GOOD DAY MATE

phlash posted 124 days ago
Congratulations on the new photo!!

MysticLord39 posted 124 days ago
Hey kort Lovein The New Look And Your Jokes Catch Ya Later !

phlash posted 125 days ago
You and the MysticLord39 are always way too generous. Anyway I always enjoy your feedback and your performances...we seem to have a very similar taste in jokes and many of your jokes I've never heard before

MysticLord39 posted 126 days ago
My My kort My Friend You Have Been Very Busy Today I Laughed Till My Sides Hurt Great Job Catch Ya Later !

phlash posted 128 days ago
thanks, glad you enjoyed it

phlash posted 133 days ago
too generous as usual, a sincere thank you

phlash posted 134 days ago
First thanks for the feedback for 2 of my jokes, you mentioned about the "Sheepdog and aardvark" borrowing from a camel commercial - you may be right but I thought I was borrowing from Al Jolson's old song ...as for the picture help, hopefully someone will read your post and respond, unfortunately I needed help with mine, too

kortbawi posted 134 days ago
i have been trying to post a photo for several days but have had no luck. perhaps someone can tell me how to do it. I would certainly appreciate it

butch posted 135 days ago
MR. K O R T I LIKE HEARING YOUR JOKES KEEP THEM COMING .P.S. THANKS FOR BEING MY FIRST FAN. P.S.S. AND THANKS FOR SERVING FOR OUR COUNTRY,THAT IS SLOWLY SLIPPING AWAY FROM THE TRUE AMERICANS.

phlash posted 135 days ago
I just stumbled upon your "ABOUT ME" feature on your homepage; let me say: "WOW"...you certainly are still enjoying life; now perhaps you can put up some sort of photo (perhaps a picture of a LIBERATOR or if that doesn't work a 1040 form)

phlash posted 139 days ago
again thanks, but you're way too generous...hope you enjoy the 4th

phlash posted 143 days ago
thank you for the 2 comments on the last (I hope, in fact everyone should hope) of my golf entries...only about 800 more jokes and I'll be up there with you

phlash posted 144 days ago
your comments are always welcome, thank you...and I'm still getting a kick out of your jokes

phlash posted 146 days ago
again thanks for the feedback and the (maybe too generous) scoring but it's appreciated

phlash posted 147 days ago
another sincere thank you for taking the time for your feedback

phlash posted 148 days ago
thanks...she kept it...

MysticLord39 posted 148 days ago
Hey There kortbawi Just Stoppin By To Say Hello And To Say Good Job On Your Latest Masterpieces Catch Ya Later !

Tilt posted 148 days ago
The wife and I will be leaving for a very remote area of the country on Friday so I will not have any web access. So I will be invisible for a couple weeks see you after July 13th

phlash posted 150 days ago
thanks for the feedback...I don't envy the storms you folks in TX get... the worst we usually get here in the mid Atlantic region is just the tail end of a hurricane (knock on wood)

phlash posted 153 days ago
thanks for your generous scoring ( I'm not sure I deserved it)...also just finished listening to a your newest ones...like I commented on some, save those lawyer jokes...also,I agree with VOE, if somehow I got a new picture I'm sure you can do better

VoiceofElk posted 155 days ago
Hey Kort Where's your Pic Man..It's time you stepped up to the plate my friend and say Cheese...LOL!!VOE

kortbawi posted 155 days ago
I will do that

phlash posted 155 days ago
thanks for your 3 comments (especially the Povich one), they are appreciated...I'll look forward to some of your new stuff soon (I hope)

MysticLord39 posted 160 days ago
Hey Your Funny I Have Joined Your Fan Club Would You Please Join Mine Too Iwould Really Appreciate it Thanks !

phlash posted 161 days ago
sounds like you used to own a Yugo (like I wrote to MysticLord39, you are more than generous with the 5* since I gave myself a 3 on the joke)...hope to hear something new from you soon

phlash posted 162 days ago
I have a favorite joke of yours now up now on my "favorites"...I still get a chuckle out of it

phlash posted 166 days ago
I wish I had included your comment on my laxative-joke, thanks!

phlash posted 172 days ago
another clever comment! thanks

phlash posted 174 days ago
very funny and clever comment (hope you're correct), thanks

phlash posted 177 days ago
thanks again for the kind comments...they're (as are your jokes) always appreciated

phlash posted 195 days ago
well thank you for taking the time in sending a comment and for being a fan...I doubt if I'll ever come close to knowing the jokes that you do...I'll look forward to your next performance

VoiceofElk posted 322 days ago
Kortbawi Thanks for the kind words on the Elk Hunting Joke. And for joining my club. Keep up the good work. VoiceofElk

VoiceofElk posted 323 days ago
Hey kortbawi, There is a new Comic Wonder Forum you really need to check it out! Here is the link http://forum.comicwonder.com/
VoiceofElk

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I AM 86 YEARS YOUNG. I FLEW 35 MISSIONS OVER GERMANY WITH THE 8TH AIR FORCE AS A FLIGHT ENGINEER,TOP TURRET GUNNER ON A B-24 LIBERATOR. I AM A GRADUATE OF ST. JOSEPHS COLLEGE,PHILADELPHIA, PA. I WORKED FOR THE I.R.S. FOR 20 YEARS, SEVERAL OF WHICH WERE WITH THE FEDERAL STRIKE, WHICH DEALTH WITH POLITICAL CORRUPTION AND ORGANIZED CRIME(WE HAD A LITTLE BIT OF THAT IN NEW JERSEY). MOVED TO TEXAS 19 YEARS AGO. I AM A PROFESSIONAL MAGICIAN. RECEIVED MY TRAINING FROM THE SAME RING (IBM RING 200 IN NEW JERSEY)THAT TAUGHT DAVID COPPERFIELD.

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PRIEST IN TEXAS (1:22) by kortbawi

PRIEST iN TEXAS (1:20) by kortbawi

PRIEST AND PASTOR (0:46) by kortbawi

ENERGY (0:34) by kortbawi

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ECONOMIC STIMULUS PLAN EXPLAINED (1:53) by kortbawi

A Natural Blonde that’s Very Intelligent???? (0:10) by VoiceofElk

DUMB BLONDE (0:11) by kortbawi

blonde at dollar store (0:10) by kortbawi

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