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  • larryfiddles posted 1285 days ago
  • I'm new at this and I just read these coments. Your a great group of guys. I'm glad to be a part of this group. Thanks
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  • phlash posted 1508 days ago
  • a belated congratulations for reaching 1500 jokes told
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  • phlash posted 1547 days ago
  • thanks for tipping me off about a plumber's assistant...our sheets kinda smell like Liquid Plumber...and thanks for the feedback...14 more jokes and you're at 1400, hope you get there soon
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  • Tilt posted 1567 days ago
  • Thanks for all you great comments. I really do appreciate your words and also your jokes?. Keep them coming
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  • Tilt posted 1573 days ago
  • Hey Kort. I did the Parrot joke after you did the magic trick and the parrot. I retold your joke a few times since. Thanks for your nice comments, and your great jokes
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  • phlash posted 1573 days ago
  • not sure what I enjoy more: your funny jokes or your feedback...thank you and Happy New Year...for you and your family, may the best day of 2009 be the worse day of 2010
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  • phlash posted 1576 days ago
  • and congratulations for your move to the 2nd spot in the rankings
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  • phlash posted 1583 days ago
  • Merry Christmas: looks like you'll be moving into CW's 2nd place spot just about Dec 25th...
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  • phlash posted 1590 days ago
  • Thanks for the FIVER
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  • phlash posted 1594 days ago
  • thanks but I doubt if you qualify for this joke
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  • phlash posted 1595 days ago
  • couple of cute new ones
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  • phlash posted 1600 days ago
  • thanks again for the feedback and thanks for the 4 most recent postings...I'd say you're 4 for 4 on Dec 4
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  • phlash posted 1611 days ago
  • Your comment about dogs being our best friend is so true...wouldn't be surprised if there really is a gourmet dog food for Thanksgiving...and I hope you and your family have a wonderful one
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  • phlash posted 1617 days ago
  • LOVE YOUR FUNNY COMMENTS, thanks
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  • kortbawi posted 1621 days ago
  • vOICEOFELK-THANKS FOR YOUR KIND COMMENTS. I ALREADY COMMENTED ON YOUR FINE POEM. I GOT A FREE STEAK DINNER AT APPLEBEES
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  • VoiceofElk posted 1624 days ago
  • Happy Veterans Day! And Thank You for Serving our Country!! My family and I enjoy our freedom! I'm Posting a Poem on the comic wonder Forum I wrote for Veterans Day Last year! Voiceofelk
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  • phlash posted 1628 days ago
  • thanks for the new comment and your new postings
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  • phlash posted 1629 days ago
  • enjoyed your new ones...look forward to more
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  • phlash posted 1634 days ago
  • thanks for your feedback...but I didn't save much dough since it went to remodeling the kitchen...I'll look forward to any of your jokes
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  • kortbawi posted 1638 days ago
  • IIF I COME ACROSS ANY I WILL TELL THEM. THANKS FOR YOUR COMMENTS ALSO
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  • phlash posted 1638 days ago
  • really appreciate your kind comments...are you going to add a few more doctor's jokes to the contest?
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  • Tilt posted 1653 days ago
  • Thanks for all your kind words. I am very happy I can make people laugh. I'm unhappy that I had to pay for 2 hotel rooms. LOL
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  • phlash posted 1653 days ago
  • thanks Kort (the King of Clever): coming from you is quite a compliment
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  • phlash posted 1655 days ago
  • many thanks for your feedback
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  • phlash posted 1660 days ago
  • GREAT COMMENT: "can't put my foot on it right now..." thanks...
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  • phlash posted 1667 days ago
  • you're generous as usual...hope your NJ trip was enjoyable
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  • phlash posted 1681 days ago
  • well you posted quite a few cute ones...Godspeed on your trip
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  • phlash posted 1681 days ago
  • enjoy NJ, thanks for your feedback...maybe you'll post one more before you head back East
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  • kortbawi posted 1681 days ago
  • TAKING OFF FOR NEW JERSEY WEDNESDAY. WILL BE BACK IN A WEEK. KEEP THE JOKES FLYING. KORTBAWI
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1706 days ago
  • Thanks kort So Much For All Your Comments I Highly Appreciate Them I Enjoyed All Your Latest Great To Hear You Again Catch Ya Later !
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  • phlash posted 1713 days ago
  • loved your Doctor comment, thanks
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  • phlash posted 1714 days ago
  • thanks for your comment on my poetry attempt...between you and MysticLord39, I never seemed to stop scratching possible jokes off my list
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  • phlash posted 1716 days ago
  • math guy here,too... and not much of a speller either...look forward to your performances
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  • phlash posted 1718 days ago
  • Congratulations for posting 1000+ jokes on CW...can't wait to hear your next thousand
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1721 days ago
  • Hey kort I Just Want To Say Thanks Much For Your Comments And Feedback On My Jokes They Are All Much Appreciated Catch Ya Later !
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  • phlash posted 1721 days ago
  • I enjoy your postings.If you like, feel free to use the following; it's attributed to Roy Rogers: There are 3 kinds of men: those that learn by reading, the few who learn by doing, and the rest who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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  • phlash posted 1721 days ago
  • HLM indeed was quite a guy, the school by the way was Baltimore Polytechnic Institute, a public HS which still has a pretty good reputation in spite of allowing me to graduate
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  • phlash posted 1723 days ago
  • thanks...I agree: it's amazing you thought it was worth 5
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  • phlash posted 1728 days ago
  • well, I'm not sure my "lawyers: responsible professionals" is deserving your high score, but I always appreciate your feedback, thanks
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  • phlash posted 1730 days ago
  • thanks for your kind comments, enjoyed your new ones, too
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  • phlash posted 1731 days ago
  • Can't say I enjoyed your 1947 joke... most of the folks mentioned weren't born in 1948 and that unfortunately ruined it for me...but I enjoyed your AMA joke
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1732 days ago
  • Thanks kort For Answering My Question About Your Magic Performances And Thanks For Your Comments On My Jokes !
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  • kortbawi posted 1732 days ago
  • NO VIDEOS ON THE WEB OF ME DOING MAGIC. I PERFORM LOCALLY DOING CLOSEUP MAGIC.
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1733 days ago
  • Hey kort I Was Just Wondering Are There Any Videos On The Web With You Performing Magic Tricks Please Let Me Know kort You Are Very Talented At Telling Jokes You Must Also Be An Awsome Magician Thanks Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1733 days ago
  • Thank You Very Much kort For Commenting On My Jokes I'm Highly Appreciative Catch Ya Later !
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  • phlash posted 1734 days ago
  • thanks very much for your comments on the "pearly gates"...I'll be looking for some new KORT' stuff
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  • butch posted 1736 days ago
  • great photo MR, KORT,IT IS EASY-ER TO TYPE TO A FRIENDLY FACE THAN, THAT BLACKED OUT PHOTO YOU HAD. GOOD DAY MATE
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  • phlash posted 1738 days ago
  • Congratulations on the new photo!!
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1738 days ago
  • Hey kort Lovein The New Look And Your Jokes Catch Ya Later !
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  • phlash posted 1739 days ago
  • You and the MysticLord39 are always way too generous. Anyway I always enjoy your feedback and your performances...we seem to have a very similar taste in jokes and many of your jokes I've never heard before
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1740 days ago
  • My My kort My Friend You Have Been Very Busy Today I Laughed Till My Sides Hurt Great Job Catch Ya Later !
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  • phlash posted 1743 days ago
  • thanks, glad you enjoyed it
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  • phlash posted 1747 days ago
  • too generous as usual, a sincere thank you
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  • phlash posted 1748 days ago
  • First thanks for the feedback for 2 of my jokes, you mentioned about the "Sheepdog and aardvark" borrowing from a camel commercial - you may be right but I thought I was borrowing from Al Jolson's old song ...as for the picture help, hopefully someone will read your post and respond, unfortunately I needed help with mine, too
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  • kortbawi posted 1748 days ago
  • i have been trying to post a photo for several days but have had no luck. perhaps someone can tell me how to do it. I would certainly appreciate it
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  • butch posted 1749 days ago
  • MR. K O R T I LIKE HEARING YOUR JOKES KEEP THEM COMING .P.S. THANKS FOR BEING MY FIRST FAN. P.S.S. AND THANKS FOR SERVING FOR OUR COUNTRY,THAT IS SLOWLY SLIPPING AWAY FROM THE TRUE AMERICANS.
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  • phlash posted 1749 days ago
  • I just stumbled upon your "ABOUT ME" feature on your homepage; let me say: "WOW"...you certainly are still enjoying life; now perhaps you can put up some sort of photo (perhaps a picture of a LIBERATOR or if that doesn't work a 1040 form)
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  • phlash posted 1753 days ago
  • again thanks, but you're way too generous...hope you enjoy the 4th
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  • phlash posted 1758 days ago
  • thank you for the 2 comments on the last (I hope, in fact everyone should hope) of my golf entries...only about 800 more jokes and I'll be up there with you
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  • phlash posted 1758 days ago
  • your comments are always welcome, thank you...and I'm still getting a kick out of your jokes
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  • phlash posted 1761 days ago
  • again thanks for the feedback and the (maybe too generous) scoring but it's appreciated
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  • phlash posted 1762 days ago
  • another sincere thank you for taking the time for your feedback
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  • phlash posted 1762 days ago
  • thanks...she kept it...
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1763 days ago
  • Hey There kortbawi Just Stoppin By To Say Hello And To Say Good Job On Your Latest Masterpieces Catch Ya Later !
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  • Tilt posted 1763 days ago
  • The wife and I will be leaving for a very remote area of the country on Friday so I will not have any web access. So I will be invisible for a couple weeks see you after July 13th
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  • phlash posted 1764 days ago
  • thanks for the feedback...I don't envy the storms you folks in TX get... the worst we usually get here in the mid Atlantic region is just the tail end of a hurricane (knock on wood)
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  • phlash posted 1767 days ago
  • thanks for your generous scoring ( I'm not sure I deserved it)...also just finished listening to a your newest ones...like I commented on some, save those lawyer jokes...also,I agree with VOE, if somehow I got a new picture I'm sure you can do better
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  • VoiceofElk posted 1769 days ago
  • Hey Kort Where's your Pic Man..It's time you stepped up to the plate my friend and say Cheese...LOL!!VOE
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  • kortbawi posted 1770 days ago
  • I will do that
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  • phlash posted 1770 days ago
  • thanks for your 3 comments (especially the Povich one), they are appreciated...I'll look forward to some of your new stuff soon (I hope)
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1775 days ago
  • Hey Your Funny I Have Joined Your Fan Club Would You Please Join Mine Too Iwould Really Appreciate it Thanks !
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  • phlash posted 1776 days ago
  • sounds like you used to own a Yugo (like I wrote to MysticLord39, you are more than generous with the 5* since I gave myself a 3 on the joke)...hope to hear something new from you soon
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  • phlash posted 1776 days ago
  • I have a favorite joke of yours now up now on my "favorites"...I still get a chuckle out of it
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  • phlash posted 1780 days ago
  • I wish I had included your comment on my laxative-joke, thanks!
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  • phlash posted 1786 days ago
  • another clever comment! thanks
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  • phlash posted 1788 days ago
  • very funny and clever comment (hope you're correct), thanks
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  • phlash posted 1791 days ago
  • thanks again for the kind comments...they're (as are your jokes) always appreciated
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  • phlash posted 1809 days ago
  • well thank you for taking the time in sending a comment and for being a fan...I doubt if I'll ever come close to knowing the jokes that you do...I'll look forward to your next performance
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  • VoiceofElk posted 1936 days ago
  • Kortbawi Thanks for the kind words on the Elk Hunting Joke. And for joining my club. Keep up the good work. VoiceofElk
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  • VoiceofElk posted 1937 days ago
  • Hey kortbawi, There is a new Comic Wonder Forum you really need to check it out! Here is the link http://forum.comicwonder.com/
    VoiceofElk
 

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I AM 86 YEARS YOUNG. I FLEW 35 MISSIONS OVER GERMANY WITH THE 8TH AIR FORCE AS A FLIGHT ENGINEER,TOP TURRET GUNNER ON A B-24 LIBERATOR. I AM A GRADUATE OF ST. JOSEPHS COLLEGE,PHILADELPHIA, PA. I WORKED FOR THE I.R.S. FOR 20 YEARS, SEVERAL OF WHICH WERE WITH THE FEDERAL STRIKE, WHICH DEALTH WITH POLITICAL CORRUPTION AND ORGANIZED CRIME(WE HAD A LITTLE BIT OF THAT IN NEW JERSEY). MOVED TO TEXAS 19 YEARS AGO. I AM A PROFESSIONAL MAGICIAN. RECEIVED MY TRAINING FROM THE SAME RING (IBM RING 200 IN NEW JERSEY)THAT TAUGHT DAVID COPPERFIELD.

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