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Friendship among Women and Friendship among Men (0:27) by Tilt

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Posted 08/30/10

Riverside walk (0:20) by Tilt

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Posted 08/27/10

EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY (1:32) by Tilt

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Posted 08/23/10

In bed with one person on top (0:42) by Tilt

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Posted 08/20/10

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a bee out looking for pollen (0:53) by Scotch

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Posted 07/19/08

G-string (0:15) by ralong

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Posted 06/20/10

An elderly couple is sitting in a church pew... (0:16) by Palley

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Posted 11/23/07

Migroine Headache (2:40) by Canucklehead

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Posted 03/08/10

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phlash posted 179 days ago
thanks, but I have a feeling that your delivery is really is what makes that joke funny...hope all is well...also I got something from 1Anero that's on my comment page, he told me to get over to the FORUM and I'm heading there now

phlash posted 181 days ago
thanks for the wonderful feedback...as for your wife laughing, I hope it was my joke and not something you were doing

phlash posted 186 days ago
I still have no idea why scores sometimes go up or down...like I said, revamp the SOH...Have you heard any details about the "changes"?

phlash posted 186 days ago
I'd still consider your joke original...as for dailycomedy.com, I'm still muddling my way along...it may have some things that may be interesting, but time will tell

phlash posted 186 days ago
how the heck can your SOH score go down 900+ points at this particular time after a pretty good joke?...I did send Kris an email with some considerations, I agree with 1Anero: drop SOH

phlash posted 192 days ago
at the risk of telling you something you may already know or are already involved in; you may want to check out dailycomedy.com ... there seems to be a lot of original material - right up your alley

phlash posted 198 days ago
thanks, as for Buddha getting me...I've got nothing to worry about until he finishes with you for your Michael Jackson Postings...

phlash posted 198 days ago
Thanks for the feedback...it means a lot coming from a giant CW...but I still can't figure out why someone with your joke quality isn't getting more plays...Hope Kris has a plan like VoE and 1Anero implied

phlash posted 211 days ago
great performances anyway...I'd bet you "tilted" each joke since both had your personal touch...mine was pretty much as I found it (some 9 mos ago, I believe)

phlash posted 212 days ago
thanks for the feedback...alas, the magazine joke isn't original....how about your 2 new ones?

phlash posted 217 days ago
HONEST (if you're talking about me not understanding your joke)...I'm missing something

phlash posted 222 days ago
TILTster, thanks for the feedback, but you were wrong about my wife's plumbing. She said she needed the plumber since some other plumbing didn't work like it should...thought you'd like to know about your mistake

phlash posted 227 days ago
good thing I listened to your newest 1st...j-mac's was ok but it was 4 sec longer...read your forum comments, too....some nice stuff

phlash posted 228 days ago
Hey I FAVORITED your "Fear God" and I'll be using it after my wife hears my Mr. Relationship posting... I figure the divorce lawyer will enjoy it, kinda soften him/her up...not sure I have a "SOH campaign", but thanks...any thoughts from you will be very welcome

phlash posted 231 days ago
your last 3 postings are beginning to remind me of vitamins: one-a-day

phlash posted 236 days ago
"right in there with the Michael Jackson humor"...I've been trying to distance myself from all the lawsuits that I'm sure you're about to face because of these MJ jokes....as I told their lawyers, I only laughed because I thought they were about a Michael JOHNSON

phlash posted 240 days ago
I'm sure others are going to understand it...also, I liked your little twist where the music was being played backwards

phlash posted 242 days ago
did't remember Jmac's version at all...still enjoyed yours

phlash posted 248 days ago
as I wrote to Kort: may the best day of 2009 be the worse day of 2010 for you and your loved ones

ralong posted 265 days ago
sure are a lot of turtles on this page. Any way congrats on your win Tilt.

phlash posted 265 days ago
hmmmm...you wrote back "your king words"...typo? Freudian slip? (by the way, I'm getting my wife one for Xmas and if I was a politician one for my mistress, too)

phlash posted 265 days ago
it's good to see that one of the good guys got CWOTW again...congratulations...

phlash posted 292 days ago
thanks (as always) for the feedback, but your 300% was one of a kind..or is it three of a kind?

phlash posted 297 days ago
I gotta feeling you get it ....but if you're REALLY not sure about the brain cell joke see VOE's comment to you at the joke site

phlash posted 307 days ago
WOW! now I understand why I have difficulty (sometimes) understanding your jokes!...according to your new logo/pic, I should have been listening to them upside down

phlash posted 310 days ago
in reference to how po'd you'd be, before making a comment like that I think first you should have seen our remodeled kitchen...

phlash posted 313 days ago
sorry, I would have thanked you sooner for your latest feedback, but my wife won't let me do anything after she listened to your joke about how walking (exercise) could add minutes to my life

phlash posted 316 days ago
thanks for the feedback...always look forward to your new jokes

ReedBurns posted 326 days ago
Hey Tilt, Congrats on CWOTW! Nice twist to the joke. Take care . . .

phlash posted 327 days ago
Loved your Obama comment on my "comment" page...that's really good enough to post!...in fact why don't you? (if you do I'll delete it on my home page)

VoiceofElk posted 328 days ago
Hey Tilt, I read what you said about me on the Comic Legends Thread,, I am humbled by your kind words and appreciate your comments and nomination.. Right back at you!! VOE

ralong posted 328 days ago
Congrats Tilt on your CWOTW WIN.That happened to me once!

phlash posted 328 days ago
Hey congrats, just noticed that you're the newest CWOTW!...as my urologist would say, " Way to go"

phlash posted 329 days ago
you're probably correct on both of your comments, but keep in mind that that turtle ( as my pic ) isn't there because I'm too swift...keep those topical postings comin'

ReedBurns posted 332 days ago
Hey thanks Tilt, I appreciate your kind words, I wish I had more time to devote to the site, I'll put some new jokes in soon. Take care buddy . . .

phlash posted 335 days ago
thanks, but you call me sick...heck, I seem to remember some of your Micheal Jackson postings and trying not to laugh out loud

phlash posted 337 days ago
thanks, your feedback's always appreciated...and a belated happy anniversary for being a CW for a year (and being one of the good guys, too)

Tilt posted 344 days ago
OK JohnnyMac I don't think I believe that

Johnny Mac posted 344 days ago
CHIEF AT ONE POINT IN MY LIFE YOU WERE LIKE A FATHER.NOW I AM PROUD TO CALL YOU MY BROTHER /FRIEND YOU TOO ARE AN INSPIRATION TO ME AND COMIC WONDER LIKE I TOLD TONZ ONLY THREE THINGS WE HAVE TO REMEMBER AS WE AGE 1)NEVER PASS UP THE CHANCE TO USE THE BATHROOM 2) NEVER WASTE A HARD ON 3) NEVER TRUST A FART! AND IF ANYONE ELSE IS READING THIS! NEVER BELIEVE A WORD THAT TILT SAYS LOVE JOHNNY MAC!

ralong posted 345 days ago
Thanks for the positive support Tilt. I really appreciate it bunches.

ralong posted 352 days ago
Thanks a bunch for all your nice comments Tilt. There greatly appreciated.

phlash posted 356 days ago
your comments are welcomed, kinda miss your stuff...hope to hear something soon

phlash posted 360 days ago
is any pun "better"?

phlash posted 361 days ago
you mentioned "juicy fruit?"...fruit of the loom

ralong posted 366 days ago
Thanks for the feedback Tilt. Good to hear from you.

MysticLord39 posted 368 days ago
Thanks So Much For Your Feedback And It Is Good To Hear From You Catch Ya Later !

phlash posted 377 days ago
good to hear from you!...taking a break from CW for a bit, but wanted to thank you for the feedback

MysticLord39 posted 382 days ago
Hey Hey Tilt Thanks For Your Comment On My Joke It's So Good To See You Around My Friend You Were Missed Catch Ya Later !

ReedBurns posted 382 days ago
Hey Tilt. I just got on the computer and saw your comment. Thanks dude, I love telling jokes just to hear other people laugh. Anyway, thanks for the positive feedback. Rock on . . .

MysticLord39 posted 383 days ago
Heylloo Tilt I Pray All Is Ok With You Been A Little Worried Havent Heard Much Lately Just Checking On You Pal Catch Ya Later !

MysticLord39 posted 387 days ago
Thanks Tilt My Friend Your Encouragement Means Alot Catch Ya Later !

MysticLord39 posted 397 days ago
Just Wanted To Say Heyllo Haven't Heard Too Much From You Lately I Pray All Is Salright Catch Ya Later !

phlash posted 403 days ago
Hope to hear more of your material, been awhile...hope all is well

MysticLord39 posted 414 days ago
Thank You Very Much My Fellow Floridian My Friend Tilt For Your Comments On My Jokes It Means Alot To Me Catch Ya Later !

phlash posted 414 days ago
Thanks Tilt for the feedback, they're always appreciated!

MysticLord39 posted 416 days ago
Hey Tilt Hows It Going Just Wanted To Say Hello And That It Was Good To Hear Your Latest Catch Ya Later !

phlash posted 417 days ago
also, were just joshing about the nuns? and your wife?...I'm slow enough and gullible enough to believe just about anything...I am bummed out about not getting tickets for the Karl Malden memorial...I still have soup in my right nostril

phlash posted 417 days ago
Not sure where to start: unfortunately I read your MJ memorial service comment 1st and I had to wait til soup was no longer exiting my nose: thanks for all the other ones: since they were again funnier than my joke I'll have to delete them (your comments not my jokes)...perhaps I'll leave them for another day in case there's one pun left that you missed

phlash posted 417 days ago
thanks, too bad the 88 yr old didn't quite hit a homerun...I know you're still catching up, but in case you missed it my I be so bold as to recommend "A doctor's dilemma"

phlash posted 417 days ago
welcome back...not sure if "meh" is good or bad, but either way I hope to hear some of your stuff soon

phlash posted 436 days ago
again to the pop gods: I don't know anybody by the name of "Tilt" and if I did I don't think anything he says (or writes) is funny

MysticLord39 posted 437 days ago
Ok So Nobody Wants To Reveal The Secret Of Sound Effects It's Ok Your All Still A Bunch Of Great People Anyhoo Catch Ya Later !

ReedBurns posted 437 days ago
Thanks for the positve feedback

phlash posted 437 days ago
what a horrible pun (of course I liked it)

MysticLord39 posted 437 days ago
Have A Good And Safe Trip My Friend Catch Ya Later !

MysticLord39 posted 439 days ago
Hey Tilt Thanks For Your Helping Me Here At Comic Wonder Your A Good Florida Man Like Me Right Here In Port Richey Florida Thanks Again Tilt !

phlash posted 440 days ago
Jmac came through again...FYI: I haven't experienced any problems (yet) with posting comments as evidenced below

phlash posted 440 days ago
told my wife about your new logo...she said why didn't he put up a picture of the Eiffel Tower...I thought second and asked her, "Did you mean the Leaning Tower of Pisa?"..." Oh! yeah."...she's a real blond...

MysticLord39 posted 441 days ago
Awsome Job On Your New Pic !

phlash posted 441 days ago
Love the new TILT pic

phlash posted 441 days ago
hey just got off of www.mysticwaterresort.com. ...great place ... I'm not sure if it's your daughter or son pictured but any parent would be proud to claim either as their own...very photogenic grandkids, too...I'm assuming that in the photo you're in the middle of the back row (if it's not you then there's a close resemblance to another of my old girlfriends)

phlash posted 441 days ago
oops , I'm answering these backwards...so another "thank you" for the taking the time to send some compliments, like I've said your comments are always welcomed

phlash posted 441 days ago
my wife will NOT be joining...in fact she's absolutely amazed that anyone would think any of my attempts are even amusing...I'm going to check out mysticwater in just a little while, too...hope you have great weather and an enjoyable time... happy Father's Day

phlash posted 441 days ago
Thanks for the feedback...your jokes and comments are always a highlight on CW

MysticLord39 posted 442 days ago
Hey There Tilt Old Buddy You Doing OK. Just Checkin on Ya Catch ya Later !

Tilt posted 446 days ago
Thanks pal. I did that joke just for you

MysticLord39 posted 446 days ago
I Love The Mermaids Horny Joke LOL

phlash posted 452 days ago
WAIT My WIFE FIGURED IT OUT...it was too obvious...thanks anyway

phlash posted 452 days ago
Tilt, I'm about as slow as that picture of me. Could you Please tell me where I can find out how to put favorite jokes into a section like the one you have

phlash posted 454 days ago
thanks tilt, I always appreciate your input and look forward to your jokes

phlash posted 454 days ago
you and your puns! thanks for the comment on the "shooting my age " joke

phlash posted 463 days ago
another funny comment (as usual) thanks

MysticLord39 posted 463 days ago
Hey There Tilt are you out Sick For Real, If So I Wish You a Speedy Recovery. Thanks Again For Being A Fan My Only Fan LOL But Im Sure I'll Get More I Hope. Catch Ya Later My Friend. Laugh On ! !

phlash posted 466 days ago
funny comment on my "fertilizer" contribution, thanks

MysticLord39 posted 466 days ago
Thanks Tilt for Joining my fan club Pretty soon I'll get more fans just like you said Greart Job on your latest Jokes Thanks Again!!

MysticLord39 posted 469 days ago
Hellooo there tilt Your funny just wanted to say thanks again for the warm welcome you gave me I sure could use all the Help and support I can get a few fans would be nice too Thanks Again

funnybone posted 479 days ago
I tried to tell the joke in the spirit of a stand up comedian as if i were telling it to an audience .. thanks so much

phlash posted 489 days ago
...And congrats for your 2nd place in the bar joke contest!

phlash posted 509 days ago
enjoyed both your new ones (well maybe like most of mine , not so new, but yours were reworked very nicely)...and thanks for the "thanks"

phlash posted 510 days ago
and aren't you due for another performance?...I'll look forward to hearing it

phlash posted 517 days ago
Thanks again for the kind words...I always look forward to your postings

funnybone posted 521 days ago
thanks tilt and congrats on being cwotw

phlash posted 525 days ago
Thanks for your kind words for one my jokes...it was something I liked to hear and my mother would have actually believed. Looks as if I have a long way to go in both quality and quantity of jokes to reach your level.

Johnny Mac posted 555 days ago
chief thats because i read the jokes on the odd pages and he takes the even.hope that explains it. Love you brother mac

VoiceofElk posted 576 days ago
Tilt, you Johnny Mac and Ralong are the Best!! This joke just seemed to fit the four of US and thanks for listening to some of my other stuff. "Laughter is truly the best medicine!!" VoiceofElk

VoiceofElk posted 612 days ago
Hey Tilt,There is a new Comic Wonder Forum you really need to check it out! Here is the link http://forum.comicwonder.com/
VoiceofElk

VoiceofElk posted 639 days ago
Thanks for the invite to the ComicWonder Banquet it was a blast! And thanks for the shout out.
VoiceofElk

1anero posted 642 days ago
Thanks a lot man. This is crazy i didn't see it coming at all!

ralong posted 643 days ago
You're the Bomb!

VoiceofElk posted 658 days ago
Tilt Love the Hat Man!! SWEEEEET!
VoiceofElk

Tilt posted 670 days ago
Yes the site is awesome. Everytime I hear you deliver a joke I can picture a friend of mine who did night club acts with the same type of delivery. You are smooth and interesting. My friend kind of disappeared from the earth (I think) and you are a fantastic fill.

VoiceofElk posted 670 days ago
Thanks Again Tilt!! Isn't this the most awesome web site ever!!

VoiceofElk posted 677 days ago
Thanks Tilt!!

Tilt posted 682 days ago
I think you do one of the best jobs on this site. Yourself and Johnny Mac sure make me laugh. Keep them coming and thanks for the very kind words.

VoiceofElk posted 683 days ago
Tilt, I love your style man. And thanks for becoming one of my few fans. VoiceofElk

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Friendship among Women and Friendship among Men (0:27) by Tilt

Riverside walk (0:20) by Tilt

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