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  • wonderbear posted 1131 days ago
  • The most satisfying part about this site is that most of my jokes are original and those who respond so far are reflecting my writing talent. That makes me feel really good! I imagine those rated at the top do their own material which justifies this site with peer rating. I approve whole-heartedly!
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  • wonderbear posted 1131 days ago
  • I'm amazed at my ranking! My short term goal is to be in the top 100 and I'm not far from it! Thanks for helping me out! Wonderbear
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  • phlash posted 1500 days ago
  • thanks, but I have a feeling that your delivery is really is what makes that joke funny...hope all is well...also I got something from 1Anero that's on my comment page, he told me to get over to the FORUM and I'm heading there now
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  • phlash posted 1503 days ago
  • thanks for the wonderful feedback...as for your wife laughing, I hope it was my joke and not something you were doing
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  • phlash posted 1507 days ago
  • I still have no idea why scores sometimes go up or down...like I said, revamp the SOH...Have you heard any details about the "changes"?
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  • phlash posted 1507 days ago
  • I'd still consider your joke original...as for dailycomedy.com, I'm still muddling my way along...it may have some things that may be interesting, but time will tell
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  • phlash posted 1508 days ago
  • how the heck can your SOH score go down 900+ points at this particular time after a pretty good joke?...I did send Kris an email with some considerations, I agree with 1Anero: drop SOH
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  • phlash posted 1513 days ago
  • at the risk of telling you something you may already know or are already involved in; you may want to check out dailycomedy.com ... there seems to be a lot of original material - right up your alley
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  • phlash posted 1519 days ago
  • thanks, as for Buddha getting me...I've got nothing to worry about until he finishes with you for your Michael Jackson Postings...
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  • phlash posted 1519 days ago
  • Thanks for the feedback...it means a lot coming from a giant CW...but I still can't figure out why someone with your joke quality isn't getting more plays...Hope Kris has a plan like VoE and 1Anero implied
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  • phlash posted 1532 days ago
  • great performances anyway...I'd bet you "tilted" each joke since both had your personal touch...mine was pretty much as I found it (some 9 mos ago, I believe)
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  • phlash posted 1533 days ago
  • thanks for the feedback...alas, the magazine joke isn't original....how about your 2 new ones?
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  • phlash posted 1539 days ago
  • HONEST (if you're talking about me not understanding your joke)...I'm missing something
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  • phlash posted 1543 days ago
  • TILTster, thanks for the feedback, but you were wrong about my wife's plumbing. She said she needed the plumber since some other plumbing didn't work like it should...thought you'd like to know about your mistake
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  • phlash posted 1549 days ago
  • good thing I listened to your newest 1st...j-mac's was ok but it was 4 sec longer...read your forum comments, too....some nice stuff
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  • phlash posted 1550 days ago
  • Hey I FAVORITED your "Fear God" and I'll be using it after my wife hears my Mr. Relationship posting... I figure the divorce lawyer will enjoy it, kinda soften him/her up...not sure I have a "SOH campaign", but thanks...any thoughts from you will be very welcome
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  • phlash posted 1552 days ago
  • your last 3 postings are beginning to remind me of vitamins: one-a-day
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  • phlash posted 1557 days ago
  • "right in there with the Michael Jackson humor"...I've been trying to distance myself from all the lawsuits that I'm sure you're about to face because of these MJ jokes....as I told their lawyers, I only laughed because I thought they were about a Michael JOHNSON
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  • phlash posted 1561 days ago
  • I'm sure others are going to understand it...also, I liked your little twist where the music was being played backwards
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  • phlash posted 1563 days ago
  • did't remember Jmac's version at all...still enjoyed yours
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  • phlash posted 1569 days ago
  • as I wrote to Kort: may the best day of 2009 be the worse day of 2010 for you and your loved ones
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  • phlash posted 1586 days ago
  • hmmmm...you wrote back "your king words"...typo? Freudian slip? (by the way, I'm getting my wife one for Xmas and if I was a politician one for my mistress, too)
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  • phlash posted 1587 days ago
  • it's good to see that one of the good guys got CWOTW again...congratulations...
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  • phlash posted 1613 days ago
  • thanks (as always) for the feedback, but your 300% was one of a kind..or is it three of a kind?
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  • phlash posted 1619 days ago
  • I gotta feeling you get it ....but if you're REALLY not sure about the brain cell joke see VOE's comment to you at the joke site
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  • phlash posted 1628 days ago
  • WOW! now I understand why I have difficulty (sometimes) understanding your jokes!...according to your new logo/pic, I should have been listening to them upside down
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  • phlash posted 1632 days ago
  • in reference to how po'd you'd be, before making a comment like that I think first you should have seen our remodeled kitchen...
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  • phlash posted 1634 days ago
  • sorry, I would have thanked you sooner for your latest feedback, but my wife won't let me do anything after she listened to your joke about how walking (exercise) could add minutes to my life
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  • phlash posted 1638 days ago
  • thanks for the feedback...always look forward to your new jokes
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  • ReedBurns posted 1647 days ago
  • Hey Tilt, Congrats on CWOTW! Nice twist to the joke. Take care . . .
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  • phlash posted 1649 days ago
  • Loved your Obama comment on my "comment" page...that's really good enough to post!...in fact why don't you? (if you do I'll delete it on my home page)
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  • VoiceofElk posted 1649 days ago
  • Hey Tilt, I read what you said about me on the Comic Legends Thread,, I am humbled by your kind words and appreciate your comments and nomination.. Right back at you!! VOE
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  • phlash posted 1650 days ago
  • Hey congrats, just noticed that you're the newest CWOTW!...as my urologist would say, " Way to go"
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  • phlash posted 1651 days ago
  • you're probably correct on both of your comments, but keep in mind that that turtle ( as my pic ) isn't there because I'm too swift...keep those topical postings comin'
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  • ReedBurns posted 1654 days ago
  • Hey thanks Tilt, I appreciate your kind words, I wish I had more time to devote to the site, I'll put some new jokes in soon. Take care buddy . . .
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  • phlash posted 1656 days ago
  • thanks, but you call me sick...heck, I seem to remember some of your Micheal Jackson postings and trying not to laugh out loud
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  • phlash posted 1658 days ago
  • thanks, your feedback's always appreciated...and a belated happy anniversary for being a CW for a year (and being one of the good guys, too)
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  • Tilt posted 1666 days ago
  • OK JohnnyMac I don't think I believe that
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  • Johnny Mac posted 1666 days ago
  • CHIEF AT ONE POINT IN MY LIFE YOU WERE LIKE A FATHER.NOW I AM PROUD TO CALL YOU MY BROTHER /FRIEND YOU TOO ARE AN INSPIRATION TO ME AND COMIC WONDER LIKE I TOLD TONZ ONLY THREE THINGS WE HAVE TO REMEMBER AS WE AGE 1)NEVER PASS UP THE CHANCE TO USE THE BATHROOM 2) NEVER WASTE A HARD ON 3) NEVER TRUST A FART! AND IF ANYONE ELSE IS READING THIS! NEVER BELIEVE A WORD THAT TILT SAYS LOVE JOHNNY MAC!
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  • phlash posted 1677 days ago
  • your comments are welcomed, kinda miss your stuff...hope to hear something soon
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  • phlash posted 1682 days ago
  • is any pun "better"?
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  • phlash posted 1683 days ago
  • you mentioned "juicy fruit?"...fruit of the loom
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1690 days ago
  • Thanks So Much For Your Feedback And It Is Good To Hear From You Catch Ya Later !
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  • phlash posted 1699 days ago
  • good to hear from you!...taking a break from CW for a bit, but wanted to thank you for the feedback
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1703 days ago
  • Hey Hey Tilt Thanks For Your Comment On My Joke It's So Good To See You Around My Friend You Were Missed Catch Ya Later !
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  • ReedBurns posted 1703 days ago
  • Hey Tilt. I just got on the computer and saw your comment. Thanks dude, I love telling jokes just to hear other people laugh. Anyway, thanks for the positive feedback. Rock on . . .
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1705 days ago
  • Heylloo Tilt I Pray All Is Ok With You Been A Little Worried Havent Heard Much Lately Just Checking On You Pal Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1709 days ago
  • Thanks Tilt My Friend Your Encouragement Means Alot Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1719 days ago
  • Just Wanted To Say Heyllo Haven't Heard Too Much From You Lately I Pray All Is Salright Catch Ya Later !
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  • phlash posted 1725 days ago
  • Hope to hear more of your material, been awhile...hope all is well
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1735 days ago
  • Thank You Very Much My Fellow Floridian My Friend Tilt For Your Comments On My Jokes It Means Alot To Me Catch Ya Later !
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  • phlash posted 1736 days ago
  • Thanks Tilt for the feedback, they're always appreciated!
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1737 days ago
  • Hey Tilt Hows It Going Just Wanted To Say Hello And That It Was Good To Hear Your Latest Catch Ya Later !
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  • phlash posted 1738 days ago
  • also, were just joshing about the nuns? and your wife?...I'm slow enough and gullible enough to believe just about anything...I am bummed out about not getting tickets for the Karl Malden memorial...I still have soup in my right nostril
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  • phlash posted 1738 days ago
  • Not sure where to start: unfortunately I read your MJ memorial service comment 1st and I had to wait til soup was no longer exiting my nose: thanks for all the other ones: since they were again funnier than my joke I'll have to delete them (your comments not my jokes)...perhaps I'll leave them for another day in case there's one pun left that you missed
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  • phlash posted 1739 days ago
  • thanks, too bad the 88 yr old didn't quite hit a homerun...I know you're still catching up, but in case you missed it my I be so bold as to recommend "A doctor's dilemma"
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  • phlash posted 1739 days ago
  • welcome back...not sure if "meh" is good or bad, but either way I hope to hear some of your stuff soon
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  • phlash posted 1758 days ago
  • again to the pop gods: I don't know anybody by the name of "Tilt" and if I did I don't think anything he says (or writes) is funny
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1758 days ago
  • Ok So Nobody Wants To Reveal The Secret Of Sound Effects It's Ok Your All Still A Bunch Of Great People Anyhoo Catch Ya Later !
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  • ReedBurns posted 1758 days ago
  • Thanks for the positve feedback
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  • phlash posted 1759 days ago
  • what a horrible pun (of course I liked it)
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1759 days ago
  • Have A Good And Safe Trip My Friend Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1761 days ago
  • Hey Tilt Thanks For Your Helping Me Here At Comic Wonder Your A Good Florida Man Like Me Right Here In Port Richey Florida Thanks Again Tilt !
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  • phlash posted 1762 days ago
  • Jmac came through again...FYI: I haven't experienced any problems (yet) with posting comments as evidenced below
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  • phlash posted 1762 days ago
  • told my wife about your new logo...she said why didn't he put up a picture of the Eiffel Tower...I thought second and asked her, "Did you mean the Leaning Tower of Pisa?"..." Oh! yeah."...she's a real blond...
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1762 days ago
  • Awsome Job On Your New Pic !
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  • phlash posted 1762 days ago
  • Love the new TILT pic
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  • phlash posted 1762 days ago
  • hey just got off of www.mysticwaterresort.com. ...great place ... I'm not sure if it's your daughter or son pictured but any parent would be proud to claim either as their own...very photogenic grandkids, too...I'm assuming that in the photo you're in the middle of the back row (if it's not you then there's a close resemblance to another of my old girlfriends)
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  • phlash posted 1762 days ago
  • oops , I'm answering these backwards...so another "thank you" for the taking the time to send some compliments, like I've said your comments are always welcomed
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  • phlash posted 1762 days ago
  • my wife will NOT be joining...in fact she's absolutely amazed that anyone would think any of my attempts are even amusing...I'm going to check out mysticwater in just a little while, too...hope you have great weather and an enjoyable time... happy Father's Day
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  • phlash posted 1763 days ago
  • Thanks for the feedback...your jokes and comments are always a highlight on CW
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1764 days ago
  • Hey There Tilt Old Buddy You Doing OK. Just Checkin on Ya Catch ya Later !
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  • Tilt posted 1767 days ago
  • Thanks pal. I did that joke just for you
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1767 days ago
  • I Love The Mermaids Horny Joke LOL
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  • phlash posted 1773 days ago
  • WAIT My WIFE FIGURED IT OUT...it was too obvious...thanks anyway
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  • phlash posted 1773 days ago
  • Tilt, I'm about as slow as that picture of me. Could you Please tell me where I can find out how to put favorite jokes into a section like the one you have
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  • phlash posted 1775 days ago
  • thanks tilt, I always appreciate your input and look forward to your jokes
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  • phlash posted 1776 days ago
  • you and your puns! thanks for the comment on the "shooting my age " joke
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  • phlash posted 1784 days ago
  • another funny comment (as usual) thanks
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1785 days ago
  • Hey There Tilt are you out Sick For Real, If So I Wish You a Speedy Recovery. Thanks Again For Being A Fan My Only Fan LOL But Im Sure I'll Get More I Hope. Catch Ya Later My Friend. Laugh On ! !
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  • phlash posted 1788 days ago
  • funny comment on my "fertilizer" contribution, thanks
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1788 days ago
  • Thanks Tilt for Joining my fan club Pretty soon I'll get more fans just like you said Greart Job on your latest Jokes Thanks Again!!
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  • MysticLord39 posted 1791 days ago
  • Hellooo there tilt Your funny just wanted to say thanks again for the warm welcome you gave me I sure could use all the Help and support I can get a few fans would be nice too Thanks Again
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  • funnybone posted 1800 days ago
  • I tried to tell the joke in the spirit of a stand up comedian as if i were telling it to an audience .. thanks so much
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  • phlash posted 1811 days ago
  • ...And congrats for your 2nd place in the bar joke contest!
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  • phlash posted 1830 days ago
  • enjoyed both your new ones (well maybe like most of mine , not so new, but yours were reworked very nicely)...and thanks for the "thanks"
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  • phlash posted 1831 days ago
  • and aren't you due for another performance?...I'll look forward to hearing it
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  • phlash posted 1839 days ago
  • Thanks again for the kind words...I always look forward to your postings
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  • funnybone posted 1842 days ago
  • thanks tilt and congrats on being cwotw
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  • phlash posted 1846 days ago
  • Thanks for your kind words for one my jokes...it was something I liked to hear and my mother would have actually believed. Looks as if I have a long way to go in both quality and quantity of jokes to reach your level.
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  • Johnny Mac posted 1877 days ago
  • chief thats because i read the jokes on the odd pages and he takes the even.hope that explains it. Love you brother mac
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  • VoiceofElk posted 1898 days ago
  • Tilt, you Johnny Mac and Ralong are the Best!! This joke just seemed to fit the four of US and thanks for listening to some of my other stuff. "Laughter is truly the best medicine!!" VoiceofElk
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  • VoiceofElk posted 1933 days ago
  • Hey Tilt,There is a new Comic Wonder Forum you really need to check it out! Here is the link http://forum.comicwonder.com/
    VoiceofElk
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  • VoiceofElk posted 1960 days ago
  • Thanks for the invite to the ComicWonder Banquet it was a blast! And thanks for the shout out.
    VoiceofElk
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  • 1anero posted 1964 days ago
  • Thanks a lot man. This is crazy i didn't see it coming at all!
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  • VoiceofElk posted 1979 days ago
  • Tilt Love the Hat Man!! SWEEEEET!
    VoiceofElk
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  • Tilt posted 1991 days ago
  • Yes the site is awesome. Everytime I hear you deliver a joke I can picture a friend of mine who did night club acts with the same type of delivery. You are smooth and interesting. My friend kind of disappeared from the earth (I think) and you are a fantastic fill.
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  • VoiceofElk posted 1991 days ago
  • Thanks Again Tilt!! Isn't this the most awesome web site ever!!
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  • Tilt posted 2004 days ago
  • I think you do one of the best jobs on this site. Yourself and Johnny Mac sure make me laugh. Keep them coming and thanks for the very kind words.
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  • VoiceofElk posted 2004 days ago
  • Tilt, I love your style man. And thanks for becoming one of my few fans. VoiceofElk
 

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