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The Benefits Of A Long Marriage (0:29) by MysticLord39

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Posted 03/14/10

Blonde And Spaghetti? (0:08) by MysticLord39

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Posted 03/05/10

Behind A Blondes Ears? (0:08) by MysticLord39

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Posted 03/05/10

Three Beers Three Men Three Flys (0:36) by MysticLord39

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The Benefits Of A Long Marriage (0:29) by MysticLord39

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Posted 03/14/10

The Old Stingy Lawyer (0:40) by MysticLord39

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Posted 08/04/09

Dr.s Sex Advice For An Elderly Lady (1:23) by MysticLord39

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Posted 09/01/09

Doctors Greeting (0:08) by MysticLord39

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Posted 09/21/09

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Tilt posted 184 days ago
OH you came out of retirement. Seems like you had a overhaul to yourjoke machine. Sounds pretty good. I was going to put another quarter in but thought "what the hell" just say glad your back.

ralong posted 184 days ago
Welcome back!

Tilt posted 228 days ago
OK, come out of retirement. It has been way too long between your jokes

phlash posted 240 days ago
Happy New Year! not sure if you're interested but I just put up a new discussion on the FORUM (forum.comicwonder.com)...hope you'll post something soon

Johnny Mac posted 309 days ago
where "ya' at i see ya poppin your head in and out but i can"t hear"ya"you o.k

phlash posted 310 days ago
great to hear from you! hope all is well, too...thanks for the feedback

phlash posted 325 days ago
...and congrats! I see you've moved into the 4 spot!! (about time)...hope you'll keep posting a joke now and then

phlash posted 333 days ago
Hey ML39! just checking to make sure all is well...looking forward to your newest posting

ralong posted 352 days ago
Thank you MysticLord39 for the kind words. You truly are exceptional.

phlash posted 354 days ago
hope your "break" refreshed you: I'm still cutting back partly because the SOH score and voting on jokes has been so abused by some comics. I'm not voting on my own jokes (and voting only on a few extraordinary jokes for now)...welcome "back"

phlash posted 354 days ago
thanks as usual it's appreciated...now when are you going to post something again?

phlash posted 360 days ago
thanks good luck to you, too

phlash posted 361 days ago
thanks for the newest feedback...looks like you've taken a bit of a break, too

phlash posted 378 days ago
thank you very much for your "ETERNITY" comments; I see you'll be in the 8-spot in a couple days: and with your quality jokes I'll look for you to pass me soon...best to you

phlash posted 380 days ago
well 1st: congrats for going into the 9th spot!!! (8th won't be too tough to pass, perhaps more about that in an email in the future); and a "thanks" for your gracious feedback...enjoy your weekend

phlash posted 380 days ago
liked your new stuff, I'm gonna hold off emails 'til later...might post something later today or tomorrow

phlash posted 380 days ago
you're welcome about the FAVORITE, I'll probably hold off on the Nat. Mom., put a couple short ones up, and then take a break from CW for just a bit...thanks for asking, how about you, any new stuff?

phlash posted 381 days ago
added your CWOTW joke to my favorites

phlash posted 382 days ago
thanks for your newest remarks, always welcome...and boy you're getting lots of hits for your CWOTW performance!

ReedBurns posted 382 days ago
Great Job on Comic Wonder of the Week! I have been without my computer for a while and I just got on and saw that you won. did you go with the book or video? I took the video, it was funny. Anyway, nice job, good joke.

phlash posted 385 days ago
if you encounter difficulty getting seated, please feel free to use my name: bus boy

MysticLord39 posted 385 days ago
Lets Hope Im That Lucky At The MacDonalds Thanks phlash Your Alright Catch Ya Later !

phlash posted 386 days ago
never a doubt in my feeble little mind that success would spoil you...however, lets hope with your new fame you no longer have to wait for a table when you go out to eat (since I've won, I've had no problems getting a seat at McDonalds)

phlash posted 386 days ago
thank you for your latest feedback....have you been able to remain modest after your most recent award?...I'll look for your newest soon

phlash posted 388 days ago
the forum's still here try the address below
http://forum.comicwonder.com/

phlash posted 388 days ago
please insert "you" into previous message after "put"

phlash posted 388 days ago
...and that's put into 11th!!!

phlash posted 388 days ago
GREAT! congratulations, you're the man (or is it "you're the clown")! and you're very deserving of CWOTW

phlash posted 389 days ago
I noticed the change too, but I don't know anything about the new "format". I sent an email to Kris, but that was just an hour ago. If I hear anything I'll let you know. Please let me know if you discover anything, too.

phlash posted 389 days ago
thanks for commenting on my "poem"; as I wrote Kortbawi, I was thinking of both of you when I recorded it ( and he has another on today: the plumber one, that I was going to use)...you both must have ESP

xxxgamermonkey posted 392 days ago
i won again,wich one

phlash posted 393 days ago
thanks for your feedback...and I see that you're at 14th...best to you

VoiceofElk posted 393 days ago
This Italian Joke was your best work so far..I absolutely loved it..This should get some attention!! Keep em coming...VoE

phlash posted 396 days ago
just got home...you've been a very busy CW today...I'll catch up with your newest tomorrow...hope you're still enjoying yourself (as VoE and 1Anero keep pointing out, that's what's important)

phlash posted 398 days ago
thanksssssss...on a personal note (for what it's worth) I thought all of your performances were some of your best...very professional and pertaining to Kris' FORUM comments earlier today: I think your audio contains the type of positive stuff he wrote about

phlash posted 401 days ago
I'll listen later for your zingers ( might post something later, too)

phlash posted 402 days ago
17th...still impressive

phlash posted 403 days ago
INSIDE THE TOP 20!!!!!!!!

phlash posted 404 days ago
22nd!...way to go...and thanks for the feedback

phlash posted 407 days ago
you're very welcome and from my peeking at the rankings you won't be in 23rd too long...enjoy your weekend

phlash posted 407 days ago
Enjoyed your new additions to your "joke file", and like I commented before, more than a few were new to me...finally I noticed that you're in the top 25 and presently in the 24 spot, so congratulations

xxxgamermonkey posted 408 days ago
hi,um it was me who did that.i don't have kids,i am the kid.i only did that cause my brother was bored.please rejoin my club.i don't do that stuff anymore

sorry for the inconvineance

phlash posted 408 days ago
thanks as usual (and your feedback is really welcomed); not sure about my mind being great however...looks like you're having an excellent SOH day, but more importantly it seems you're really enjoying the CW site

phlash posted 408 days ago
just noticed #25 and still moving up!!!

phlash posted 409 days ago
Hi ML39, thanks again for the feedback...you've had a good SOH score day!!!! top 25 pretty soon...good luck

butch posted 411 days ago
I'm back,hey dude I added you to my favs. your turn

phlash posted 411 days ago
you're close to the 26th spot, with the quality of your jokes (not to mention quantity, too) you'll probably be there in 1 or 2 days...and thanks for the too generous score on the "52 mph in a 25" joke

phlash posted 412 days ago
saw your new posts on the forum, added some, too...

1anero posted 412 days ago
From Chicago? Excellent! You should wear it proudly like a badge of honor. So now for the million dollar question: Cubs or Sox?

phlash posted 413 days ago
some nice suggestions in the Forum...hopefully some others will be posted

phlash posted 414 days ago
logged into the Forum with no problems...enjoy the weekend

phlash posted 414 days ago
also thanks for taking the time to comment on the old stuff...a lot of times your comment was better than the joke...I'll also check about the Forum login

phlash posted 414 days ago
thanks for listening to some of my old stuff...I've had the same thing happen to other CW's SOH scores, too...darned if I know what's going on, but don't worry about it

phlash posted 415 days ago
thanks for your comments...I added something, too...I hope I didn't misinterpret anything in your well thought out Forum piece

phlash posted 415 days ago
ML39 you are so generous that every charity in the USA must call you for donations...thanks for score...by the way, I've posted something in the CW FORUM (I don't think you have to register to read it)

phlash posted 417 days ago
I see that in the rankings ML39 is closing in on the mysterious HIGHBALL and soon to be in the top 25...way to go

phlash posted 418 days ago
thanks for your latest scoring on the "99%" joke...as for the "tips", again you're too generous, I really was just making an observation, any performance changes and all the credit have to go to you

phlash posted 418 days ago
Hey ML39: no complaints and thanks for checking...not that I'm any expert, but it seems that your presentation of your material is a bit more subdued (or laidback) and in my opinion it makes your material better, too...of course maybe your writers are just giving you better stuff

phlash posted 422 days ago
You are too generous with my "80% of lawyers", thanks...can't imagine what you're like at the holidays giving gifts...looks like you'll be in the top 30 pretty soon, congratulations

phlash posted 424 days ago
haven't heard a new ML39 performance for 2 days!?... always appreciate your feedback, thanks

phlash posted 425 days ago
Thanks! I was expecting to see one of ML39's gems today...but to paraphrase our 33rd place CW, "I'll catch it later"

ReedBurns posted 425 days ago
Hey thanks for all the positive vibes, your energy is appreciated

phlash posted 426 days ago
Hey ML39: just read 2 other comments/feedback that you sent, so thanks to you and the Mrs for your usual kind words ... keep up that positive outlook of yours and keep enjoying the CW site

phlash posted 426 days ago
Don't know if you were robbed and I don't want to belittle the winners' jokes (and I liked both) but I certainly don't understand what it takes to win (that includes one time when I won CWOTW with what I thought was a so-so joke)

phlash posted 427 days ago
Up 7 spots (and rising) in the last 7 days, 3 for 3 with lawyer jokes today: pretty good for a holiday weekend...and thanks for the feedback from you and your wife...now if I can just get my wife to like my jokes...

phlash posted 428 days ago
boy thanks for going way back to listen to the "philosophising" joke...if you haven't already listened to it please try " a doctor's dilemma"...I'd appreciate hearing your opinion...looking forward to more of your lawyer material

phlash posted 429 days ago
thanks for the feedback... may we both live to be as old as that joke...hope you enjoy the 4th

phlash posted 430 days ago
well it looks like you'll be hitting the 35th spot pretty soon...pretty impressive

phlash posted 430 days ago
WHOA! a good day, inside the top 40 and towards 35

phlash posted 432 days ago
thanks again for the (too) generous scoring...like your "catch you later", too

phlash posted 435 days ago
thanks for the feedback and the generous scoring...congrats on moving up to 42nd...hope to hear something new from you soon

phlash posted 436 days ago
ML39...now 43rd...your kind words and scoring are welcomed, thanks

phlash posted 436 days ago
up to 44th place!...by the end of the day I'm betting at least 43rd...

ReedBurns posted 437 days ago
Thanks for the positive feedback

1anero posted 437 days ago
ok, here's the deal. I like some of your jokes, you have some decent stuff, and you asked me to so I joined your fan club, but then I un-joined. But i will rejoin if you at some point stop using Johnny Mac's finish

phlash posted 437 days ago
wow! just noticed in the rankings that you're up +18 in the last 7 days...congratulations

ralong posted 437 days ago
Thanks for the complements and your great joke telling.

Tilt posted 437 days ago
The wife and I will be leaving for a very remote area of the country on Friday so I will not have any web access. So I will be invisible for a couple weeks see you after July 13th. Keep em laughing

phlash posted 437 days ago
I may be a bit prejudiced but I liked your performance a lot...well done

phlash posted 438 days ago
your 2 new ones should help move you up, too

phlash posted 439 days ago
hey! I just noticed that you're now in 50th place in the rankings and therefore you appear on page one of the rankings! congrats for moving up so quickly...

phlash posted 439 days ago
not sure how deserving I am for all your kind words but you're very welcome...and thank you, too

phlash posted 440 days ago
also FYI: I haven't experienced any problems (yet) with posting comments as evidenced by some of my long ones below

phlash posted 440 days ago
thanks for the quick feedback and the generous rating...look for your material (new) soon

phlash posted 441 days ago
he uses the shotgun approach when he puts up jokes that's for sure, but I enjoy his stuff...like you he seems to enjoy posting material

phlash posted 442 days ago
thanks for the feedback, enjoyed your new jokes (looks like I may have underestimated how many golf jokes you have left in your arsenal)

phlash posted 442 days ago
( I put this on my site instead of yours yesterday, sorry) I'm no expert on anything on this site and I'm pretty new here, too but I wouldn't take it personally, in fact I hope everything's Ok with Jmac, haven't heard much from him for awhile...enjoy your weekend...one week left for the golf jokes ( I think I might 2 or 3 left...wouldn't be surprised if you have 5 or 10)

phlash posted 443 days ago
The "new look" ML39 is still pumping out lots of jokes and comments...they're always appreciated, thanks

MysticLord39 posted 444 days ago
The Way I Figure It Is Were Here To Make People Laugh And Feel Good ! So Why Not Spread It Between Us Too Right Voe ?

VoiceofElk posted 444 days ago
Hey I love your new Pic Man!! Thanks for the nice comments on my stuff..It really does mean a lot to me! VoE

MysticLord39 posted 444 days ago
Hey Everyone Sorry About Some Of Comments And Votes Being So Late Im Kind Of Catching Up Thank You All!

MysticLord39 posted 444 days ago
Hey Everyone Sorry About Some Of Comments And Votes Being So Late Im Kind Of Catching Up Thank You All!

phlash posted 444 days ago
your new pic: OUTSTANDING!!! the brightest for sure and maybe the best! ... funnybone was the one who pushed me to put up something...

phlash posted 445 days ago
You are a busy man ML39!Keep 'em comin'...and thanks for the feedback; I'm tickled that you "favorited" some of my stuff

phlash posted 446 days ago
Hey ML39, thanks for the note about my pic (finally got one up), you've been busy today putting up your jokes and adding your comments (which are appreciated)...

phlash posted 450 days ago
thanks for the feedback, again you are more than generous since I only gave the darn Yugo joke 3* (I'll look forward to your next contribution)

phlash posted 451 days ago
thanks for the kind words but 5 *?...you're very generous, heck I only gave it 3...by the way I "favorited" one of your best (the aliens watching the golfer)

VoiceofElk posted 452 days ago
Thanks for joining my club..It means a lot to me..Voice of Elk

funnybone posted 452 days ago
you are quite welcome mystic

funnybone posted 454 days ago
wow 5 fans slow down man you will beat my 80 soon

phlash posted 454 days ago
Thanks again, don't quite know what to say since there are a lot of clever CWs telling their jokes on the site

phlash posted 454 days ago
hey also thanks for joining the fan club...I'll be pleased to reciprocate

phlash posted 454 days ago
well I thank you for your kind (and clever) comments, look forward to listening to more of your material

funnybone posted 455 days ago
ok lol ty

ralong posted 467 days ago
Great to have you with us. you will get better the more jokes you tell. Quit coughing like kortbawi when telling jokes lol

Tilt posted 469 days ago
Hey, thanks for joining my fan club. Your followers will develope in time. I had no idea that people would join a list to hear me chatter. It's a lot of fun. You do well at telling jokes. I think a key to telling good ones is don't read them. They sound so much better that way. Hey you were a fan of mine when I saw your screen name. I host a web site mysticwaterresort.

MysticLord39 posted 481 days ago
Thank all of you so much. I have many more awsome JOKES Coming Very Soon! It's Gonna be Freakin Totaly Awsome. Once Again THANK YOU ALL FOR THE WARM WELCOME!!!!
Sincerely

MysticLord39

Tilt posted 481 days ago
Welcome MysticLord39. Great to see some new talent.

phlash posted 481 days ago
Good to have another new comic among us...hope you stay at it

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The Benefits Of A Long Marriage (0:29) by MysticLord39

Blonde And Spaghetti? (0:08) by MysticLord39

Behind A Blondes Ears? (0:08) by MysticLord39

Three Beers Three Men Three Flys (0:36) by MysticLord39

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The Benefits Of A Long Marriage (0:29) by MysticLord39

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