Johnny Mac's latest performances

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Dentist Office (0:59) by Johnny Mac

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Posted 07/13/12

How long do you need "um" (0:55) by Johnny Mac

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Posted 04/20/11

'Johnny macs" version of Don Imus"s Ethnic "slurs" (0:58) by Johnny Mac

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Posted 04/20/11

WHAT IS A WOMAN? (0:59) by Johnny Mac

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Posted 07/07/10

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what did you say doctor! (2:42) by clarence press

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Posted 02/13/10

"THOUGHT I"D GET LUCKY" (0:15) by Johnny Mac

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810 plays
Posted 08/24/09

DEPRESSION (0:17) by Johnny Mac

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1613 plays
Posted 09/27/09

BOYS AT DEER CAMP (1:34) by kortbawi

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Posted 08/27/09

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ralong posted 1015 days ago
Thanks for the words man. Give us one.

ralong posted 1172 days ago
Thanks for the comment my friend.

xxxgamermonkey posted 1220 days ago
when is the contest winners forbest holiday joke gunna be anounced �
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phlash posted 1251 days ago
Jmac, I love corn and you usually serve up the best! thanks for the good wishes, we hope that you and your family have a relaxing and peaceful holiday (right now we're having a blizzard)

VoiceofElk posted 1252 days ago
I Don't mind it a bit. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and yours Johnny Mac.................And Thanks for the Comments...VoE

phlash posted 1263 days ago
congrats on your most recent CWOTW!

phlash posted 1296 days ago
your jokes and feedback are appreciated, thanks

phlash posted 1303 days ago
and thank you for your feedback (as always your comments are always welcomed)...I'll look forward to your next gem

phlash posted 1306 days ago
liked your rendition of the piano player...and congrats for moving back to 5th in the rankings

Tilt posted 1318 days ago
Thanks for all your support, It is always appreciated. You picked this as a winner the day I posted.

Tilt posted 1318 days ago
BREAKING NEWS: This just in!!! Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after watching a college football game!!!

ReedBurns posted 1329 days ago
Thanks Johnny, for the positve feedback. Take care . . .

ralong posted 1342 days ago
Great to see you back as original pal. Thanks for the comments.

TONNZDABONE posted 1343 days ago
good to see your original pic jmac

TONNZDABONE posted 1343 days ago
You're very funny JMAC Hope you get better each day my friend You are right laughter IS the best medicine

Johnny Mac posted 1350 days ago
YOU DON"T STOP LAUGHING WHEN YOU GET OLD ,YOU GET OLD WHEN YOU STOP LAUGHING JOHNNY MAC

phlash posted 1371 days ago
Hey a Jmac triple today...2 new ones and a Joke of the Day!

MysticLord39 posted 1373 days ago
Thanks So Much J Mac For All Of Your Encouragement It Means So Much You Are A Good Comic Friend Sincerely Thanks Again Catch Ya Later !

phlash posted 1373 days ago
also I see it was a 2 for Tuesday from Jmac, almost as good as Xmas

phlash posted 1374 days ago
...just like yours today, thanks

MysticLord39 posted 1377 days ago
Thanks J Mac For All Your Kind Encouraging Comments Catch Ya Later !

MysticLord39 posted 1384 days ago
Hey J Mac Thanks So Much For Alla You Feedaback I Appreciate It A Very Mucha I Catcha You Later Sommana Puppy !

MysticLord39 posted 1386 days ago
Thanks J Mac For Your Feedback On My Jokes It's Much Appreciated Catch Ya Later !

MysticLord39 posted 1388 days ago
J Mac First Thank You Very Much For Your Feedback And Comments On My Jokes Your Encouragement Is Greatly Appreciated Next I Posted Something To ralong I Would Very Much Enjoy It If You Would Jump Over To His Page And Read It I Was Just Letting Him Know How Important His Talent For Telling Jokes Means To Us All And The Encouragement He Shares You Are Correct He Is An Asset To CW Catch Ya Later !

phlash posted 1388 days ago
J-mac, thank you very sincerely for your kind comments...I got more joy out of your feedback than I did from recording the "Ape...Boa" joke...

MysticLord39 posted 1389 days ago
Great To Hear Your Voice Again It's Awsome Catch Ya Later !

phlash posted 1394 days ago
hope all is well...look forward to some new J-mac humor

phlash posted 1400 days ago
liked today's new one, well told...and thanks for the feedback

phlash posted 1402 days ago
thanks for taking the time to listen to the "DR's Dilemma" and for the always welcomed feedback...I like your stuff so much that we named our computer after you (actually just the "Mac" part)

MysticLord39 posted 1403 days ago
Thank You Very Much For Your Comments On My Jokes I Appreciate It Greatly Catch Ya Later !

phlash posted 1404 days ago
thanks again for the feedback on the "Nature " joke...it really is welcomed...I'll look forward to another JMac performance

MysticLord39 posted 1407 days ago
You Crack Me Up J Mac Catch Ya Later !

MysticLord39 posted 1409 days ago
Hey J Mac Just Wanted To Say Nice Job On Your Latest Jokes Catch Ya Later !

phlash posted 1415 days ago
Jmac: thanks for the positive feedback, anything from you is always appreciated...if I might be presumptuous and suggest that you listen to (if you haven't already)"a doctor's dilemma" that you might have missed last weeek

ReedBurns posted 1422 days ago
Thanks for the positive energy. I'll join your fan club.

phlash posted 1422 days ago
you're very generous with the scoring, but it's appreciated...actually what was even more appreciated was hearing some new J-Mac stuff...well maybe the grandma joke wasn't so new but it was well told

MysticLord39 posted 1422 days ago
I'm So Happy To Hear Your Back And I Pray All Is Better Catch Ya Later !

VoiceofElk posted 1423 days ago
Johnny Mac, I hope you are Ok..I've been missing you and your jokes man..Hurry Back..VoE

phlash posted 1425 days ago
it's been too long! thinking about you, hope to hear some new material soon

VoiceofElk posted 1427 days ago
Hey Johnny Mac, Hell brother I make an original Redneck Hillbilly Joke complete with Banjo Music and you haven't even listened to it..Here is the link: http://www.comicwonder.com/joke/ba9818a5a Thanks Man, VOE

Tilt posted 1428 days ago
The wife and I will be leaving for a very remote area of the country on Friday so I will not have any web access. So I will be invisible for a couple weeks see you after July 13th

MysticLord39 posted 1435 days ago
Hey Everyone Sorry About Some Of Comments And Votes Being So Late Im Kind Of Catching Up Thank You All!

MysticLord39 posted 1436 days ago
Hey Say There J Mac You Were The Very First Fan Club I Joined You And Tilt Together I Love Your Perfomances But Feeling A Little Left Out I Wish You Would Please Leave Me A Decent Comment On My Page Please Again Signed Hopeing In Florida Thanks J Mac !

phlash posted 1437 days ago
thanks for the feedback and kind words on the Scotish golfer...always a pleasure to get something from J-Mac, I'll look forward to hearing more of your super stuff

Johnny Mac posted 1440 days ago
phlash just want to thank you for joining the Johnny Mac fan club. I am proud to have a fellow like yourself who can put a twist on a joke and deliver it with such grace as elegance.I know when someone can make me laugh the way you do, the whole world is in for a rare treat.Thank you for brightening up my day & being part of this great site.

phlash posted 1442 days ago
sorry it took me to today to join up in your large fan club...not an excuse but I kept losing my internet connection (storms)...I'll also add one of your best as a favorite...and thanks fro the kind words

phlash posted 1443 days ago
I'm not the swiftest guy around, I never noticed all your other kind (and funny: you mentioned about shooting 305) comments for some of my other attempts at humor...so a sincere "thank you" again...

phlash posted 1443 days ago
Thanks for honoring me with both the comment and for joining up...I'll look forward to listening to more of your great material as part of your very LARGE fan club

MysticLord39 posted 1460 days ago
Hey there Johnny Mac I Like your style your Funny and Theres no Doubt about it ! I hope I do a pretty good job too!

funnybone posted 1463 days ago
OMG lol u nut!!!!!Poor Jerry's Kids..there is a guy at my job in a wheelchair..everyday he ask me for a new joke .. now i have one for him..lol

funnybone posted 1470 days ago
no johnny lol,, what has 10 thousand legs and can't walk?

Tilt posted 1490 days ago
Congrats on your win. You are the wheel that keeps this site spinning

VoiceofElk posted 1567 days ago
Johnny Mac, you Tilt and Ralong are the Best!! This joke just seemed to fit the four of US and thanks for listening to some of my other stuff. "Laughter is truly the best medicine!!" VoiceofElk

VoiceofElk posted 1577 days ago
Hey Johnny Mac! Check out "Blonde and the Poop Smell" After the "VOE gets a slice" joke I couldn't resist. You are the greatest man!! I mean it! VOE (VoiceofElk)

ralong posted 1600 days ago
JOHNNY MAC I REALLY DIG YOU MAN!!! YOU ARE GREAT AND CRACK ME UP.

VoiceofElk posted 1602 days ago
Hey JohnnyMac, There is a new Comic Wonder Forum you really need to check it out! Here is the link http://forum.comicwonder.com/
VoiceofElk

VoiceofElk posted 1628 days ago
Johnny Mac,
I really am enjoying your stuff man. How about Tilt using you and me in one of his jokes titled "Comic Wonder Banquet". Too funny!! I'm praying for you and your affliction. Thanks again. Your great sense of humor, especially under your circumstances is very commendable and appreciated. Keep it up!(if you can get it up) LOL!!
VoiceofElk

1anero posted 1672 days ago
Hey thanks for the nice comments and joining the fan club, it would be my pleasure to do the same

VoiceofElk posted 1673 days ago
Johnny Mac,
For a guy in so much pain you sure can hit the Funny Bone.
And Thanks For litening to my stuff I appreciate it! VoiceofElk

MikeFAZOLIE posted 1694 days ago
The Mackster's you funny Bastard

kgosser posted 1696 days ago
Congrats on your win.

Johnny Mac posted 1715 days ago
Take My Advice!!! I"m not using IT......

Johnny Mac posted 1715 days ago
Thank you all for a great sense of humor. without it thIS world would be bland and not too much FUN to hang out in. please TO all the comedians on this great site keep up the good work. & remember they are just joke"s only to make folk"s LAUGH!!!!!

Johnny Mac

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As most of you can tell, I'm from n.y I suffer from severe Rheumatoid arthritis.i deal with a great deal of pain everyday.one thing it has not taken ,is my sense of humor one of the things that keep me going. that & family. "Laughter is the best Medicine"

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one liners mostly. but any old joke will do ehhh---hahhh!!! (*;*) oh yeah I almost forgot my long time friend Ed Gowan always told me."YOU DON"T STOP LAUGHING WHEN YOU GET OLD!!!.YOU GET OLD WHEN YOU STOP LAUGHING!!!

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Johnny Mac's latest performances

Dentist Office (0:59) by Johnny Mac

How long do you need "um" (0:55) by Johnny Mac

'Johnny macs" version of Don Imus"s Ethnic "slurs" (0:58) by Johnny Mac

WHAT IS A WOMAN? (0:59) by Johnny Mac

Johnny Mac's favorite performances

what did you say doctor! (2:42) by clarence press

"THOUGHT I"D GET LUCKY" (0:15) by Johnny Mac

DEPRESSION (0:17) by Johnny Mac

BOYS AT DEER CAMP (1:34) by kortbawi

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