COOL BREEZE's latest performances
teenager and the cop (1:10) by COOL BREEZE
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- 552 plays
- Posted 11/06/08
Taxi driver takes a load off a drunk (0:22) by COOL BREEZE
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- 214 plays
- Posted 11/05/08
Pilot makes a shocking announcment (1:04) by COOL BREEZE
Play the funny joke for humor and comedy- 49 plays
- Posted 10/21/08
A one iron can come in handy (0:31) by COOL BREEZE
Play the funny joke for humor and comedy- 888 plays
- Posted 10/21/08
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19 (last 24 hours)About me
I am trapped in Iowa and have endured 17 mo's recovering from two rotator cuff surgeries with one more on the way, I like hard work so Im kinda out of my element when we have 5 mo's of 0 degree weather with 5 foot of snow on the ground and I do not get along with the inside of a house, so other than taking care of the home and our dog sparky I like to try to be funny and this just might be the outlet that I have been searching for! I do not feel sorry for myself because there are so many more people whom have it far worse than I and I do count my blessings and appreciate life and great friends, star gazing from the roof of my home, building fires in the fire pit and telling stories (truth optional) I still believe that when Jimminy Cricket sang "When you wish upon a star, no matter who you are, dreams come true they can happen to you.. When you wish upon a star. and add the one thing that if it did not exist there would be nothing on Earth but earth itself and that word is "ACTION" nothing else will substitute for this wonderful world Peace and Love to all, keep and open mind. Remember the golden rule it has made me many a true friend. sometimes the only place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm but I also know first hand if you help your fellow man unconditionally it is a universal law that will ultimately come back to you two fold. We have an empty nest now and I am dealing with the absence of my two sons and I am beginning to think that our dog a Cocker Snoodle Poo is waay smarter that the average Senator in a red or blue state. I am positive he can say several words. he loves to chase squirrels and I think when he catches one he is gonna flip or fly and do his best to get away and come back inside in the safety of his abode. abode.. what a funnie word is that not a piece of lumber??? God bless America and God bless you!
What I think is funny
almost anything that kind of sneaks up on you and drives home when that good ole knee slapping funnie bone kicks in it makes you take a deep breath and makes you feel good to laugh and kicks in those good endorphins that you get if you can still run 20 miles in less than a month.
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You are right. That was a terrible and mean thing.
I have taken that inappropriate "joke" off the site. I apologize for the error in Judgment.
Thank you for reaching my "should have known better" side.
VoiceofElk.