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Lawyer Jokes on Comic Wonder

All the lawyer jokes ever told at Comic Wonder. Think you can tell one better? Think someone destroyed your favorite lawyer joke? Then tell it and win some sweet prizes if you're good enough!
larryfiddles

Lawyer & Women (0:12) by larryfiddles

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  • 4.86
  • 77 plays
  • Posted 08/31/10
  • Holy S#*t! This joke would offend a drunken sailor.
kortbawi

My daddys a lawyer (0:51) by kortbawi

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  • 4.00
  • 104 plays
  • Posted 07/18/10
  • Grandma will love this joke.
kortbawi

LAWYER QUESTIONS WITNESS (2:34) by kortbawi

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  • 4.00
  • 167 plays
  • Posted 03/22/10
  • Grandma will love this joke.
ralong

A New York Lawyer. (0:23) by ralong

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  • 4.25
  • 287 plays
  • Posted 02/13/10
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grifkami

The Blonde Secretary (0:13) by grifkami

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  • 4.00
  • 404 plays
  • Posted 02/10/10
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grifkami

TROUBLE IN HOLLYWOOD (0:18) by grifkami

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  • 200 plays
  • Posted 02/10/10
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kortbawi

SETTLING A COW CASE (1:25) by kortbawi

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  • 4.33
  • 206 plays
  • Posted 01/13/10
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Tilt

Drilled to Death now face the Judge (0:57) by Tilt

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  • 4.00
  • 245 plays
  • Posted 12/13/09
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Johnny Mac

THE BLONDE & THE LAWYER (0:59) by Johnny Mac

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  • 857 plays
  • Posted 11/30/09
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prman214

Doctor Vs. The Lawyers (1:40) by prman214

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  • 4.00
  • 53 plays
  • Posted 11/21/09
  • This joke May contain suggestive or provocative material.
 

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This joke's category: Laywer Jokes
A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says: "Hi there good looking, how's it going?"
She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it." He says: "No kidding?, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"
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Lawyer Jokes HQ

So you like lawyer jokes?

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Why Lawyer Jokes?

Poor lawyers. They are the most important piece standing between freedom for us as Americans and falsely convicted of beating your step children. The truth is lawyers have always been a vital, noble profession in America. So what went wrong?

The answer is one-part human nature, one-part misunderstanding, and a whole-lotta-parts assholishnes.

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