Who will be the best holiday joke teller? Check back January to find out!
 

Holiday Jokes Contest Breakdown

Tag your jokes with "holiday" to be entered!

When is the "Best Holiday Jokes" contest running?

The contest will run between November 1st and December 31st of this year (2009).

What jokes are eligible to win?

All holiday jokes told between November 1st and December 31st that resemble a holiday joke.

Prizes? There better be a new Egyptian cotton bedsheet set somewhere

Sorry, no Egyptians will be included, but the first place winner will get a $200 check, and the runner up will get $100. For real! Ask the previous winners.

Who's picking the winner of the best holiday jokes? When will we know?

The Comic Wonder staff, lead by our Head of Humor Mark Metcalf, will consider all holiday jokes told, and decide the winner and runner up. Comic Wonder will ask for input from the community on our new snazzy forum. So sign up and check in to voice your input! The winners will be announced on the homepage as well as here sometime in January 2010.

Any future contests?

Yes. January/February will be "Best Relationship Jokes" so start thinking of what jokes you want to tell then! Any future contests after those will be announced shortly thereafter in 2010.

 

Holiday Jokes on Comic Wonder

All the holiday jokes ever told at Comic Wonder. Think you can tell one better? Think someone destroyed your favorite holiday joke? Then tell it and win some sweet prizes if you're good enough!
phlash

Gourmet Thanksgiving dog food (0:13) by phlash

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  • 4.00
  • 13 plays
  • Posted 11/20/09
  • Grandma will love this joke.
phlash

Playboy mansion's holiday dinners (0:08) by phlash

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  • 4.80
  • 52 plays
  • Posted 11/17/09
  • Grandma will love this joke.
VoiceofElk

The Blonde and Olive the Reindeer!! (0:29) by VoiceofElk

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  • 3.60
  • 253 plays
  • Posted 11/16/09
  • Grandma will love this joke.
VoiceofElk

Santa Sings...Upon Comic Wonder! (0:58) by VoiceofElk

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  • 4.75
  • 34 plays
  • Posted 11/16/09
  • This joke May contain suggestive or provocative material.
prman214

Holiday Gifts (0:14) by prman214

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  • 3.75
  • 14 plays
  • Posted 11/16/09
  • This joke May contain suggestive or provocative material.
xxxgamermonkey

my holiday's joke (1:20) by xxxgamermonkey

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  • 3.00
  • 48 plays
  • Posted 11/08/09
  • Grandma will love this joke.
VoiceofElk

The Reindeer's Wives...Oh No!!!! (0:19) by VoiceofElk

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  • 4.64
  • 196 plays
  • Posted 11/07/09
  • This joke May contain suggestive or provocative material.
Tilt

Pilgrim fathers (0:10) by Tilt

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  • 3.86
  • 19 plays
  • Posted 11/06/09
  • This joke May contain suggestive or provocative material.
Johnny Mac

LITTLE JOHNNY HOLLOWEEN (0:32) by Johnny Mac

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  • 4.17
  • 53 plays
  • Posted 11/01/09
  • Grandma will love this joke.
Johnny Mac

HAPPY HOLLOWEEN (0:24) by Johnny Mac

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  • 3.75
  • 34 plays
  • Posted 10/31/09
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Save Holiday Jokes from Joke Limbo!

This joke's category: Holiday Jokes

The contest was simple: Which department in the hospital where I worked as a nurse could create the best Christmas decorations? While they didn't win first prize, the members of the proctology department did receive high honors with their distinctive sign, "Christmas is a good time to look up old friends."

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This joke's category: Holiday Jokes
 
 

Joke HQ Essentials

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Holiday Jokes HQ

So you like holiday jokes?

Comic Wonder does too. Mostly because we like to laugh with our families (or sometimes at) during the holidays.

Here on the Holiday Joke HQ, you will find:

  • Every holiday joke ever told on Comic Wonder
  • Hundreds of holiday text jokes that need your saving
  • Thoughts and critiques on culture behind holiday jokes
 

Why Holiday Jokes?

Nothing can be funnier to laugh at than your family. It's it best to laugh with them about it too. Holidays are the best times to get together and share funny stories. Comic Wonder would love to help be apart of that.

 
 

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