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"Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder"

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"A Good Golfer"

By Clarence Press • 2nd place - $100


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A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him.

To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time. Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball - and directly between his ball and the green.

After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man finally said, "You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right over that tree."

With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay.

The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age that pine tree was only three feet tall."
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Golf Jokes HQ

So you like golf jokes?

Comic Wonder does too. Mostly because we love golf. But also because golf jokes can be very clever and unique.

Here on the Golf Joke HQ, you will find:

  • Every golf joke ever told on Comic Wonder
  • Hundreds of golf text jokes that need your saving
  • Thoughts and critiques on culture behind golf jokes

Why Golf Jokes are Awesome

Some of you might be thinking, "Why is there a specific contest and headquarters just for golf jokes?"

The answer is simple: uniqueness.

Golf jokes provide a certain setup, a particular punchline, and a die-hard audience. Yes, it mostly with those who love golf, but it can also be enjoyed in the reverse crowd: those who have to put with those who love golf.

In the end, golf jokes are an excellent way of poking fun at relationships, making light of athleticism, critiquing on class or money struggles, and mocking how dedicated one group of people can be.

So we invite you to think about what makes a great golf joke, and then tell it!