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The other day I went to the doctor and said, "Hey doc, it hurts with my right hand when I touch my shoulder, both hips, right knee, and left ankle. Do you think I have something wrong? What should I do?"

The doctor thought for a second and said, "Try using your other hand."

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Doctor Jokes HQ

So you like doctor jokes?

Comic Wonder does too. Mostly because we were scared of our a doctor as kids. (He was a pedophile.) Example:

Here on the Doctor Joke HQ, you will find:

  • Every doctor joke ever told on Comic Wonder
  • Hundreds of doctor text jokes that need your saving
  • Thoughts and critiques on culture behind doctor jokes

Why Doctor Jokes?

We like doctor jokes mostly because of the surprise. Many of the funniest "I didn't think you were going there" jokes come from a doctors office.

The other part that makes doctors funny is we have all experienced them. Blondes, bars, lawyer, golf... chances are not everyone has a funny experience he or she can relate to. But with doctors, most likely everyone has been to see the doctor. And that can be funny.