VoiceofElk wins 1st! RancheroMan wins 2nd!

The Best Blonde Jokes Contest

VoiceofElk for the win!

In January and February of 2009, Comic Wonder was on a search for the best blonde jokes on the planet. We offered $200 to the best blonde joke told, and $100 to the runner up.

After two months of duking it out with several gems from such legends as 1anero, ralong, Funnybone, Tilt, Johnny Mac, and dozens more, VoiceofElk emerged as the clear-cut winner with his joke "Blondes and the Traffic Accident".

RancheroMan wasn't far behind. His joke "She Hates Blonde Jokes" won over our panel of judges and almost took home the $200 prize itself.

Future contests

Comic Wonder will be continually hosting themed contests, so keep your eyes peeled for the contest of the moment! Who knows, if you got the skill, you might win $200!


Blonde Jokes on Comic Wonder

All the blonde jokes ever told at Comic Wonder. Think you can tell one better? Think someone murdered your favorite blonde joke? Then tell it and win some sweet prizes if you're good enough!

Save Blonde Jokes from Joke Limbo!

This joke's category: Blonde Jokes
A brunette is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots a blonde on the other side. She yells over to the blonde "Hey, excuse me! How do I get over to the other side?" And after a quick survey of the river, the blonde calls back "You ARE on the other side!"
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Blonde Jokes HQ

Best Blonde Joke Winners!

1st Place - $200!

2nd Place - $100!


Blonde Jokes HQ

So you like blonde jokes?

So do we. That's why Comic Wonder is having a blonde joke party, and everyone is invited.

Here on the Blonde Joke HQ, you will find:


Blonde vs. Blond

Did you know?

Blond is the original term for a "fair-haired" human with yellowish hair. In the 17th century, the term blonde became well known as slang making fun of us yellow-heads.

Now, blonde is meant to label females or be used as a noun, while blond is meant to label males or be used as an adjective.

All we know is that either way, the jokes are funny.