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A man walks into a bar with a duck under his arm.

The bartender asks: "Hey, where did you find the pig?"

"It's not a pig, it's a duck," the man answers.

The barman replies without hesitation: "I was talking to the duck."
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Bar Jokes HQ

So you like bar jokes?

Comic Wonder does too. In fact, this mainstay of a motif is our favorite type of joke on the planet. Well, besides funny jokes.

Here on the Bar Joke HQ, you will find:


History of Punchlines in Bar Jokes

Modern joke culture itself has been said to be originated from the bars and pubs of Europe. Although humor and jokes go back much farther, the important part is that the modern-day punchline seemed to have become popular from bars and pubs too.

What makes a good punchline?

Mostly surprise. Many times a punchline gets a rise because it is unexpected.

Bar jokes are really the first modern day type of joke to make effective use of this style of punchline.

It is because of this that we celebrate the punchline! Without it, we would haven't bar jokes!