"The Texan and the Israeli"

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0:34 - Grandma will love this joke. - 06/25/09

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  • TONNZDABONE posted 1408 days ago
  • Excellant joke and excellant delivery!!!
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  • silverfox posted 1438 days ago
  • way to lanero...well told...congrats on your win
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  • ralong posted 1440 days ago
  • Congrats on your win. Your the man.
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  • Johnny Mac posted 1440 days ago
  • congratulations pal on your win a good joke told well is all it takes.and you surly know how to deliver one !!! MAC
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  • drlift posted 1440 days ago
  • Right On!
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  • Johnny Mac posted 1440 days ago
  • IF I COULD GIVE YOU ANOTHER 5 I WOULD WHAT AWAY TO START MY DAY
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  • kgosser posted 1443 days ago
  • Top notch as always bro
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  • Johnny Mac posted 1449 days ago
  • roflmao ehhhhhh!!! hahhhhhhh!! 5 pal .it"s o.k people do what people do! Thats what makes you #1 ANERO & Thats why I am # 1 JOHNNY MAC ALWAYS GLAD TO HEAR YOU MY FRIEND AND VERY GREATFUL YOU MAKE ME AND ALOT OF OTHER FOLKS LAUGH!! THATS WHY WE ARE HERE THANX FOR THE CONCERN & KEEP THOSE GREAT JOKES COMING IN!! MAC
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  • VoiceofElk posted 1454 days ago
  • Good One and nice Jewish accent!!Fiver my friend*****..VoE
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  • Tilt posted 1454 days ago
  • Great stuff
 
 

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