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- 11/29/09
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1anero
posted 1286 days ago
very good, Jmac you are the man and you are my pick for Comic Wonder of the Year 2009
kortbawi
posted 1291 days ago
good for five
phlash
posted 1297 days ago
nicely told
TONNZDABONE
posted 1297 days ago
Johnny Macs at it again!!! LMFAO!!!!!
Tilt
posted 1297 days ago
Great story and well told. Makes me wonder if that's the reason the water smells the way it does in Venice.
prman214
posted 1297 days ago
Now that's a good one!
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