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"THE CHRISTMAS COOK!"
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- 12/23/09
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Tilt
posted 760 days ago
I missed this one somehow when posted. Fantastic poem Jmac
kortbawi
posted 776 days ago
HAVE A MERRY GIVE YOU FIVE
TONNZDABONE
posted 776 days ago
HEERRRES JOHNNY!! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOURS'
ralong
posted 777 days ago
Settle down have a drink. try to stay out of the clink. MERRY CHRISTMAS JOHNNY TO YOU, DOC AND ALL THE FAMILY.
prman214
posted 777 days ago
Good poem and well told. Congratulations!
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