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About me

I was born and raised in captivity, but recently the National Geographic Society tagged me and set me free. My movements and activities are being tracked for the upcoming documentary, "Armageddon: Seriously--Would It Be That Big Of A Loss?"

What I think is funny

Walks in the rain, mulled wine, quiet conversations by candlelight, John Tesh instrumentals--oh, wait--am I on the right website?