I was born a poor black child. My mother said, "Oh! He's a treasure!" and my father said, "Yeah, lets go bury him." It's been getting worse ever since.
Python; Lebowski; Lenny Bruce; Steve Martin's stand up; Andy Kaufman; Fawltey Towers; Victor Borge; Groucho, Harpo and Chico Marx; Bob Newhart's "Conversation with Lincoln"; the State